mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 25/5/05 at 07:55 PM |
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Car salesmans deals
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel
dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object
sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a
genie....
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a
plaid sport coat. There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket
with a blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, kid,' says the genie. 'You know how it works. You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this.' says the man. 'I'm not going to trust a
car salesman!'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!'
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. 'OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
drink.'
***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has
ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.
'OK, kid, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, 'I wish that no matter
where I go beautiful woman will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? If a car salesman offers you anything at no
cost, there's going to be a string attached.
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tks
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| posted on 25/5/05 at 09:40 PM |
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hahahha
i always would aks my self..
wy i can't keep 1 wish..
with that one i always will wish 2 others..
1 i will spent in what i want to wish the other as reserve.. (yes i will then wish 2 others again! 
Tks
The above comments are always meant to be from the above persons perspective.
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James
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| posted on 26/5/05 at 10:40 AM |
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Why not ask for 100 then! Save the bother of keep aksing!
You can tell I've thought about this before can you...
James
...wishing...
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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