macspeedy
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| posted on 1/10/05 at 08:19 PM |
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a mango joke
He who laughs last..................................thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory.............Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like......................well,night.
On the other hand................................you have different
fingers.
Change is inevitable...............................except from a vending
machine.
I just got lost in thought........................it was unfamiliar
territory.
Those who live by the sword.....................get shot by those who
don't.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right,.........................there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end
......................some TAXI would be stupid enough to try and pass
them.
Light travels faster than sound..............This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Cita
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| posted on 1/10/05 at 08:37 PM |
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FANTASTIC
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Peteff
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| posted on 1/10/05 at 10:16 PM |
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If you laid all the people in China end to end................
...................... it might stop the beggars from breeding so fast.
It's a scientific fact that.......... sterility is not hereditary.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 2/10/05 at 09:22 AM |
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Good - I like that type of thing!
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