Cornholio
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:11 PM |
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Names
Right Lads,
My missus wants a Jack Russell for her birthday, fair enough. But now we are stuck on a name.
I wanted to call it Elvis, but she said no (no taste some people).
I then said Chorlton, she said maybe
The only none boring thing she would suggest is Snoopy
So come on lads, whats it to be?
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:20 PM |
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call it summat like sh*thead.
just imagine the fun you are gonna have shouting out "come here sh*thead" in a public place......you might lose teeth tho..
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:54 PM |
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How about Considerdly ?
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robinbastd
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:56 PM |
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In honour of our esteemed friend,might I suggest Considerably?
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robinbastd
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 10:56 PM |
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That's 2 votes!
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DEAN C.
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:02 PM |
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How about " D B "
As in the Dogs B........ks!
You did ask!
Dean...........
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DEAN C.
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:16 PM |
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Well Douglas Bader had it on his Spitfire!
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 12/2/03 at 11:56 PM |
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when i took my dog home we just called him names at random till his ears pricked up,thats why he is called"stop chundering in my van" or Bill for
short
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 08:22 AM |
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My neighbour had a cat with a funny name - I remember hearing him shout out "where's that cooking fat?!"
I think that's what he said, anyway...
David
(the old ones are the best - you know when to groan)
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Peteff
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 10:57 AM |
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Dog's name
Call it Woodbine as in I'm taking the dog out for a drag. You started it. What are you going to feed it on cos we were watching telly once at the
brother in laws house and a pedigree chum advert came on " My dogs won't eat anything else" . His mother was visiting and she chimed in " Ours
eats his own poo " . One of the perks of being elderly is that you can say whatever comes into your head at the time
see you, Pete
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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kingr
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 12:46 PM |
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My dog was named before we got it, but the previous owners were into autograss racing and were looking at bits for minis at the time, they couldn't
decide on a name so it ended up being called Diff.
Kingr
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Mark H
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 02:25 PM |
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NOT Snoopy!!
Diff is a great name! Something car related, but not too obvious the wife would pick up on...
Seven
Lotus
Bias pedal
Patch (erm, as in exhaust patch i spose)
I'll get me coat....
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 05:04 PM |
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its ok Mark,ill get the nurse
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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chrisg
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 06:46 PM |
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Fang, without a doubt.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Peteff
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 09:04 PM |
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doggone it!
Bernard Wrigley had the best idea, or was it Les Barker. Wrote a poem about his three dogs called Sit, Fetch and Stay. Come here Sit. Poor bugger
won't know where he is going.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 09:33 PM |
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If it is a bitch, call it diffa (as in D for Dog)
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 10:02 PM |
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Pick a name for your car & then accidentally call the dog the same name. Then you can just quickly nip out with ***, 20 mins later you realise that
you left the dog at home and your near to the pub so a quick half (remember no drink driving) would be in order before you go back and pick up the
dog. (about 2hrs later).
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Cheffy
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| posted on 13/2/03 at 11:43 PM |
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We used to have a dog callled Engineer. Every time we kicked it it made a bolt for the door.
(If you're from the RSPCA we didn't really kick it - honest)
Farts are like Rock'n'Roll. You love your own but you hate everybody else's. Lemmy, Motorhead.
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