chrisg
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 08:32 PM |
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Vital French Phrases
Were off to France ( did I mention?)
Anyway
Which phrase do YOU think we'll need?
I'll start the ball rolling. Here's one for Tony, The Bodicraft Bodger.
Peux-je brűler ceci?
Cheers
Chris
Edit:Translation: Can I burn this?
[Edited on 8/6/03 by chrisg]
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
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robinbastd
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 09:52 PM |
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Mon vache est sur la plage
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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chrisg
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 09:56 PM |
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Your lack of education is showing chaps,
Don't tell me I'm the only one who speaks fluent French on here?
Anyway, here's another - for PTM:-
Vous pouvez voir mon testicles?
Cheers
Chris
edit:translation: Can you see My Knackers?
[Edited on 8/6/03 by chrisg]
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Viper
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 09:57 PM |
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so whats the frog for
Just leave the bottle
???????????
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chrisg
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 10:00 PM |
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Robinbastd,
You what?
With a bikini, suncream etc....wow!
Viper, you jealous cos you're not bisexua.....lingual.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
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Viper
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| posted on 8/6/03 at 10:04 PM |
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Not jealous, just wanna make sure i stay in suitable state of inubriation when the TVR's stop
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 10:38 AM |
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Chris "Ou est le pissoir?"
Je parle un peu de Francais mais je n'ai pas d'accents sur mon ordinateur parceque c'est Anglais.
yours, Pete (Ffrench)
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Jasper
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 10:51 AM |
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"Ou est le salade nicoise et le Badoit?
That's about all I'll need!
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 05:14 PM |
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whoest wonest le war kermit mon amie?
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 05:19 PM |
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wotthefecyoulotonabout ?
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:16 PM |
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One for Jon:-
Oů le mouton est?
Cheers
Chris
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:20 PM |
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And Pete,
Mon ordinateur est Japonais
Cheers
Chris
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:28 PM |
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ta
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:34 PM |
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You've no idea have you Jon?
It's:-
Where are the sheep?
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:35 PM |
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Ou sont les moutons?
Surely he'll be there long enough to meet more than one Chris, et l'ordinateur je l'ai construit moi meme, donc c'est
Anglais.
yours, Pierre.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:38 PM |
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Steve Faunch:-
Je suis seulement vingt de cinq ans vieux, honnęte!
Cheers
Chris
edit:translation: I'm only twenty five, honest!
[Edited on 9/6/03 by chrisg]
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:41 PM |
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And Pete,
fait de parties japonaises
Cheers
Chris
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 06:47 PM |
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J'ai seulement vingt-cinq ans et je suis toujours vierge.
Ou est le singe?
Le singe est dans l'arbre, le voici.
Chris you speak French like a native (of Sheffield)
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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rojabuck
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 posted on 9/6/03 at 07:00 PM |
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Upset em!
I always say the same thing to teh french when ever i meet them.. It's posserble the most confusing frase ever..
"le poisson est la table"
If that don't baffle em.. nothing will!
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 07:24 PM |
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My French is of the same gooditude as my Englandish
So bollocks
Cheers
Chris
And I doubt Steve is a virgin, what with the kids and that!
[Edited on 9/6/03 by chrisg]
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 07:38 PM |
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Votre Francais est les couielles de chien Chris, et ne laissez personne vous dire autrement..
That's dogs danglers, and if the bastards don't understand you do the age old British method of speaking louder. Not wanting to cast
nasturtiums about Steve
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 08:35 PM |
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Chris,
You might need to socialise and improve the "Entente (dis)-Cordial", so try this one:-
"Je veu parler avec la Madonna tombee de les poitrines tres splendide!!".
Work-in-Progress: Changed to Zetec + T9. Still trying!!
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 08:51 PM |
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You're right Pete the mutts nuts, I usually use the shouting method anyhow.
Ah, Dick..... big tits, the universal language!
Cheers
Chris
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locodude
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 09:07 PM |
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Well I'm practicing my Welsh...............................oops, least said soonest mended
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chrisg
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| posted on 9/6/03 at 09:27 PM |
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Can anyone else smell fish?
Cheers
Chris
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