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Author: Subject: Whats this? Some sort of warning light?
pauldm

posted on 12/12/06 at 10:39 PM Reply With Quote
Whats this? Some sort of warning light?


Picked this up off the ground [I'm not proud!] at Norton Cains [spelling?] service station. It looks like some sort of warning light to assemble onto; say a traffic cone? If I press its on switch once its steady on - press twice & it flashes rapidly. My wife says not to switch it on in case a big yellow sea rescue helicoptor starts hovering over our house.

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RazMan

posted on 12/12/06 at 10:47 PM Reply With Quote
It's actually an alien rectal probe commonly used during abduction missions ....... so wash your hands


[Edited on 12-12-06 by RazMan]





Cheers,
Raz

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Mansfield

posted on 12/12/06 at 11:03 PM Reply With Quote
Have you noticed you have 'lost' a few hours of your day since you pressed the button. It happens in America all the time. Especially in the South.
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Simon

posted on 12/12/06 at 11:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mansfield
Have you noticed you have 'lost' a few hours of your day since you pressed the button. It happens in America all the time. Especially in the South.


That's because they haven't come up with a better excuse for getting "friendly" with Fido

ATB

Simon






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andrews_45

posted on 12/12/06 at 11:32 PM Reply With Quote
Its a flux capacitor from a 85 delorean, funny though, it looks brand new
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pauldm

posted on 12/12/06 at 11:55 PM Reply With Quote
Nah Its not an alien probe they look like this>




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Peteff

posted on 12/12/06 at 11:56 PM Reply With Quote
We don't use the rectal probe any more...

Oops what a giveaway

Someone from Torchwood will be along shortly

[Edited on 12/12/06 by Peteff]





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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bob

posted on 13/12/06 at 09:17 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Oops what a giveaway

Someone from Torchwood will be along shortly

Yup a big gay scotish canadian
(mrs bob said what a waste when she found that out)

Anyway its a polonium insertion tool,i hope you have not activated it as wont see christmas if you have






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BenB

posted on 13/12/06 at 10:25 AM Reply With Quote
Looks like a 10p coin to me

I reckon a night lure for fishing?!? Either that or something down dirty like a sex toy.

See if it smells of fish- if it does its definately either one of the other

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mookaloid

posted on 13/12/06 at 11:15 AM Reply With Quote
Is it part of a kids toy?

(being sensible here)





"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."


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Wadders

posted on 13/12/06 at 11:37 AM Reply With Quote
Sssh fool, if they find out we've switched to using the latest japseye illuminator probe, our mission will be finished.



Originally posted by Peteff
Oops what a giveaway

Someone from Torchwood will be along shortly

[Edited on 12/12/06 by Peteff]

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