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Jon Ison

posted on 10/8/07 at 03:48 PM Reply With Quote
Strange pets...........

Our dog now as a fetish for trampolining, cant get her off it, the fun bit is when she sits in the middle and and waits for you to bounce her up in the air......

odd, very odd.

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graememk

posted on 10/8/07 at 03:53 PM Reply With Quote
we need a photo of that please






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Peteff

posted on 10/8/07 at 03:55 PM Reply With Quote
My terrier used to like to ride in/on things. He would skateboard and if you were trying to use a wheelbarrow he had to be shut in the house. We had a pile of rubble in the yard when we were doing some work and he went missing, he had dug a burrow and gone to live in it.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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mcerd1

posted on 10/8/07 at 04:10 PM Reply With Quote
when I was alot younger we used to make go kart type things with our dad
just old lawnmowers and such

when we were driving them the dog used to chase us - if he got the chance he'd reach over and pick up a front wheel, while we were going about 10-15 mph !
(felt faster when your 3" off the ground and 8 years old)

the dog did this so much over the years his front kanine [spelling?] teeth were worn to short flat stumps

[Edited on 10/8/07 by mcerd1]

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nib1980

posted on 10/8/07 at 04:11 PM Reply With Quote
my cat brings home earthworms, does that count?
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speedyxjs

posted on 10/8/07 at 04:18 PM Reply With Quote
Our dog likes sheep s**t when we take him for a walk along the cuckmere river





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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martyn_16v

posted on 10/8/07 at 04:27 PM Reply With Quote
Our jack russell prefers the fox variety of poop, doesn't half stink the car out if he's rolled in it then jumped in the Thames

But then he's nothing compared to one of our retrievers, if he was human he'd probably be diagnosed as autistic. Can't be dealing with change at all, cops a strop if you upset his routine, and went a bit mental last time we decorated the lounge, refused to come in for a few days. Doesn't like fireworks to the extent that after he's heard the first lot around october time he will not go out in the garden in the dark until february (seriously, not at all), not bad for a supposed gun dog. And he quite often manages to get 'stuck' in the kitchen/utility room/bog despite the door being either wide open or not there at all in the case of the kitchen, he'll just sit there whining until you come and lead him over the threshold. Total headcase

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Confused but excited.

posted on 10/8/07 at 04:53 PM Reply With Quote
We used to have a Doberman that went mental at traffic cones. Despite being attack trained and totally obedient, in this instance, he would totally ignore any commands until he had; a( totally destoyed it in situ, or b) been allowed to bring it home to destroy in the garden.
You don't half feel a plonker walking a dog home with a bloody great orange and white traffic cone in it's gob!





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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David Jenkins

posted on 10/8/07 at 05:57 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
You don't half feel a plonker walking a dog home with a bloody great orange and white traffic cone in it's gob!


I don't know why, but this gave me the giggles...






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MikeR

posted on 10/8/07 at 06:47 PM Reply With Quote
me too.....

Just imagine the conversation when a police man challenges you ...

"you want it back mate, you try taking it off him, give me a warning so i can start running!!!"


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rusty nuts

posted on 10/8/07 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
Back in my skydiving days one of the instructors had a Jack Russel that liked to get inside his jump suit when he was jumping. My old Dobermann liked to watch nature programes on the box.
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Confused but excited.

posted on 10/8/07 at 09:17 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MikeR
me too.....

Just imagine the conversation when a police man challenges you ...

"you want it back mate, you try taking it off him, give me a warning so i can start running!!!"




Truer than you might think!
Trying to get him to leave one was the only time I had to prove to him who was the boss. After that I let him keep them,
I didn't want to push my luck as he got bigger. He finished up at 32 inches at the shoulder and seven and a half stone, without an ounce of fat on him.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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speedyxjs

posted on 11/8/07 at 09:22 AM Reply With Quote
The other thing our dog used to do is bark at the roadwork signs. You know the ones showing a man shoveling. We found it soooooooooo funny





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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akumabito

posted on 12/8/07 at 11:20 AM Reply With Quote
Well, then there's Bruno, the English Bulldog who was born and raised on the beaches of Koh Samui. He knows neither cars nor cats to bark at... Bruno chases speedboats. Whenever a speedboat roars past 'his' piece of beach, he has t go run after it, and follow it until the speedboat races off in the distance, or he runs out of beach or out of breath... Silly beast, he even looks like an ugly seal..
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mcerd1

posted on 13/8/07 at 07:25 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by akumabito
... Bruno chases speedboats. Whenever a speedboat roars past 'his' piece of beach, he has t go run after it, and follow it until the speedboat races off in the distance, or he runs out of beach or out of breath...


our current dog chases bikes, skateboards, etc ... and speedboats too

but she's afraid of water

so she runs from one end of the beach to the other and back at full pelt - stopping at each end for 30 secs to bark - she repeats this until she collapses, sometimes times her paws are all cut from the rocks and barnacles...
the best bit is when she's running so fast she can't stop at the end of the rocks

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