ijohnston99
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| posted on 17/1/04 at 02:07 PM |
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Bruce n Sheila
Thought you reprobates would like this one...
> Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the
> bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,
> did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her
> husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce,
> I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
> "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll
> go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both
> tried to pull her up.
> "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
> "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under
> her and re! lease the vacuum." replied Cobba
> "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with
> her tits."
> "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?""
> No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide
> her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
>
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James
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| posted on 17/1/04 at 02:37 PM |
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Ben_Copeland
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| posted on 17/1/04 at 07:01 PM |
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GasGasGas
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| posted on 18/1/04 at 09:16 PM |
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Met a girl at Burnham on Sea while on a lads weekend away, she did the splits for us , showing off, suctioned herself to a manhole cover
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Peteff
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| posted on 19/1/04 at 11:57 AM |
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Same thing happened to a ballet dancer I knew when she split her tights just before the finale. She had six curtain calls before they realised.
Leading man said "Stop hamming it up" and she replied "Me tights are split, you'll have to rock me a bit to break the
vacuum".
yours, Pete
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 19/1/04 at 12:01 PM |
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You winding us up, theres no way that could happen! Is there????
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James
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| posted on 19/1/04 at 12:31 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
You winding us up, theres no way that could happen! Is there????
Yeah, happens all the time! 
Although saying that... I have heard it's possible to get 'stuck' up there by a vacuum effect if you're doing it in the bath!
I seem to remember reading it in one of FHM's 'true story' confession articles. This couple got stuck and had to call an ambulance.
He had to be injected with some drug or other to stop the 'standing to attention' effect he had that was keeping them together!
Sounds even fishier now I come to tell it than it did at the time of reading!
James
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