Laughed me head off when the 'non manly fart smell' knocked his head off! HA!
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Farted at the dinner table at work today, just a small squeak like, the guy next to me says, 'not very loud that mind, not very manly'
Laughed me head off when the 'non manly fart smell' knocked his head off! HA!:
Its known as a "SBD"
quiet ones are always worse... 
It's a little Tommy Squeaker
no its the soft and hot ones that are the worst, you no that they are really bad when you can feel it singing your arse hair
Have to disagree, the worst is when you follow through.
Take some advice, quietly skulk off to the toilet, don't say "I think I've sh*t myself"
Trust me 
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no its the soft and hot ones that are the worst
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Take some advice, quietly skulk off to the toilet, don't say "I think I've sh*t myself"
While we're on the toilet humour, it may interest you know that my godfather once got caught short on a building site, dropped his overalls and crapped behind a shed. What he didn't realise until he yanked is overalls back up is that he crapped in his hood!
i know someone who followed through so funny.
Not so funny, if you're the poor b*stard whose shat their pants.
Slent and violent is best but I'm a loud and proud man myself
True story.
One of my steeplejacks wanted a pee whilst on the roof of Basildon Inland Revenue. He pissed against what he thought was a plant room wall. This was
no wall but turned out to be a one way pane of glass for the typing pool!
I had to attend a contract meeting where under every "other business" there apparently had been a complaint.
Oh no I thought, expecting the worst
"There has been a complaint from the ladies in the typing pool.......It's toooo small"
What a releif....Typical Essex girls.
Working on a machine in a quarry one day and one of the guys told us about a bloke who shat himself.
He said he didn't feel too well, then said he'd had an accident. One of his "mates" then kicked him up the arse !
They then dragged him along by his feet, to the pressure washer (steamer not cold) wanting to wash him off
The site manager came out and literally saved his ar*e.
Just got these emailed to me yesterday so while we are doing the Toilet humour and general bad taste bit, has anybody been as drunk as these people?
I been close but no cigar
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Enjoy But make sure you've eaten first!
Number seven looks disturbing like a mate of mine......
number 8 made me laugh you know his mates left him like that!
absolutely disgusting but disturbingly exceedingly funny
Me an 2 colleagues working out at the settling ponds, middle of nowhere. 1 guy announces he needs to take a dump so goes to a bush and strips his
overalls, 2nd guy creeps up with a shovel behind him and 'catches' his turd and walks off with it
I was crying as I watched this guy looking around for the 'product'... In his overalls, boots, all around the bush.
When he came back he never mentioned this strange occurrence