I went out with the lads last night and pulled an older woman at a nightclub. She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter three-some?

I said ‘no’

We drank a bit more then she said that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place and as we walked through the door, she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

'Mum…….. are you still awake?'

Phil

LMAO

You daft bugger!!

It's an oldy but goody

Have you still got her 'phone number?

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Originally posted by Confused but excited.
Have you still got her 'phone number?

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LOL

Sounds like the sort of luck I'd get!

Would you credit it?
Two lucky buggers in just six posts!

MMMM, Er what was the address again !