I am totally astonished that Shug and Steve of Coram have not offered to pose naked with that gorgeous LMP.

Come on Lads

Time's a wasting - and you can always blame it on the cold!

Cancel the previous suggestion for naked Scots on Coram LMP - nobody would be looking at their tackle anyway - with such a slippery beasty in the same photo.
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A better picture