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dilley - 12/10/10 at 08:58 PM

I have just come back from the pub....4 1/2 hours later than I told the missus I would be!! why is this such a problem?? I do this maybe once a week but the wife classes it as every night!!! strange creatures!! think I will sleep in the spare room!!!!!!!!


StevieB - 12/10/10 at 09:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dilley
... think I will sleep in the spare room!!!!!!!!


That right, make out like it was your own choice and not forced upon you - it'll feel better that way


scootz - 12/10/10 at 09:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dilley
... think I will sleep in the spare room!!!!!!!!


That'll teach her!


steve m - 12/10/10 at 09:04 PM

I always sleep in the spare room.

i get a good nights kip that way !!

Steve


dilley - 12/10/10 at 09:05 PM

Sad thing is, I prefer to sleep in the spare room!!! she farts terrible!!!

I know what you meen...drink+spare room =good nights sleep! I guess she won't be needing any drunken antics this evening......I may ask from a distance...

[Edited on 12/10/10 by dilley]


MakeEverything - 12/10/10 at 09:07 PM

Every couple of months, ill have a few drinks after work. Planned well ahead, and all "Agreed" beforehand, yet its still a problem by the time i get in!

Sometimes i dont bother going home to save her the pain of having a go! I persuade my boss to put me in a local hotel!


dilley - 12/10/10 at 09:08 PM

My friend owns a hotel, I will have to try that one


Breaker - 12/10/10 at 09:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dilley
I have just come back from the pub....4 1/2 hours later than I told the missus I would be!! why is this such a problem?? I do this maybe once a week but the wife classes it as every night!!! strange creatures!! think I will sleep in the spare room!!!!!!!!


You better sleep with one eye open !


steve m - 12/10/10 at 09:16 PM

The only time i talk to my wife during sex




is if she phones me


hahahahahaa


dilley - 12/10/10 at 09:26 PM

SEX????? I have twin girls and I'm married... can someone remind me what sex is???


designer - 12/10/10 at 09:39 PM

After all, they ARE a different species.


bbwales - 12/10/10 at 09:40 PM

I always thought SEX was what posh people carry their coal in


nick205 - 12/10/10 at 09:40 PM

^^^ aint that the truth! kids are the best contraceptive treatment around.


dilley - 12/10/10 at 09:48 PM

none of them will stop me finishing my buggy!!!!aaaaaahhhhhhhh!! did I mention my buggy????


Thinking about it - 12/10/10 at 10:03 PM

Just noticed how much wine i have had. Wife has a stinking cold so i think i will take the spare room too.
I can snore and fart till my hearts content without being disturbed.


dilley - 12/10/10 at 10:12 PM

can we have a spare room club??

Only problem with the spare room is that you have to make the bed in the morning


Thinking about it - 12/10/10 at 10:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by dilley
can we have a spare room club??

Only problem with the spare room is that you have to make the bed in the morning


True but due to the drink you have not moved about too much


Peteff - 12/10/10 at 10:38 PM

You are 4 1/2 hours late and it's only 9.00pm when you posted. What time did you say you'd be in dummy?
Forum clock is an hour out so it's 10.00pm so you said you'd be in for 5.30pm. What time did you go out?

[Edited on 12/10/10 by Peteff]


hughpinder - 13/10/10 at 07:02 AM

reminds me of a article once 'why dogs are better than women' and some of the reasons were:
The later you get back from the pub the happier a dog is to see you,
The dog doesnt mind if you snore when you are asleep

and so on

Hugh


sebastiaan - 13/10/10 at 07:18 AM

Whatever you do, DO NOT take to her clothes with a pair of scissors (we all know what happened last time...)

http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=129695


jossey - 13/10/10 at 08:04 AM

dude...

i thought it was just my mrs who over thinks stuff and assumes i go out every night lol

one thing to remember is... as much as we think we are the boss.

They own the fan*y lol


lol

this post is getting more replies than some of the BEC versus CEC must be important lol



dave j


skydivepaul - 13/10/10 at 09:44 AM

guys, i learned very early on the solution to this.

If you think you will get back form the pub at around 10:00?
Tell your wife / girlfriend that you will be home about 1:00 a.m
then when you turn in anytime before 1:00 you have come home early in their eyes

everyones a winner


Ninehigh - 13/10/10 at 03:54 PM

I used the same method when going out, I'd arrange to meet up at 7, knowing no-one would even bother until half past and I'd be a pint deep by 8 when the first people started turning up