Apologies if you've seen this already: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-TOYOTA-COROLLA-GL-WHITE_W0QQitemZ4600692892QQcategoryZ18290QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

That's excellent

one of the best written ads ever....

Oo I could write a similar advert for my F reg Corolla GTi

After owning it for 7 years and going from 1600cc twin carb to 1800 supercharged to 2000cc turbo. I finally sold it to a numpty mate who kept falling off roundabouts.

Ended up in a garage fixed but no money was forth coming so I bought it back from the owner for a piffling amount and used it to commute to work.

Finally sold it again after a bit more upgrading to someone I thought might know better who then preceeded to cook the bearings on the first trackday.

I did warn them it needed a bigger radiator for track use but hey ho. Anyway its now left at the same garage as previous needing a engine rebuild!

I'm tempted to buy it back again and rebuild it cus with 250 BHP it was always a hoot

Brillant: witty, amusing, poignant, erudite.

Shame for him that the current bid's only £6.50

i'd buy it if he paid me £20 and delivered.