Glan Noye
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| posted on 22/12/04 at 08:22 PM |
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Ouch !
http://wimp.com/painful/
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Ben_Copeland
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| posted on 22/12/04 at 09:32 PM |
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Yes, ouch indeed
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macspeedy
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| posted on 22/12/04 at 09:33 PM |
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serves him right!!
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Chris_R
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| posted on 22/12/04 at 10:24 PM |
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Bit of a bummer.
A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.
http://www.chris.renney.dsl.pipex.com/
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James
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| posted on 23/12/04 at 09:57 AM |
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Good!
Serves the cruel bastard right!
Effing pointless 'sport' it is too!
James
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Bananaman
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| posted on 23/12/04 at 01:52 PM |
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All we need now is a picture of a pack of hounds savaging some pompous horse riding tosser!!
Cheers
Michael
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Simon
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| posted on 23/12/04 at 11:57 PM |
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That's what you call getting the horn!
ATB
Simon
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krlthms
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 12:19 AM |
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Gore up the pore?
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krlthms
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 12:22 AM |
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torus up the anus?
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krlthms
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 12:24 AM |
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This is funny:
Bottom dead center.
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Peteff
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 12:24 AM |
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Reminds me of a joke...
A couple were in Spain on holiday and were in a restaurant when with great ceremony someone at the next table was presented with a meal. Asking what
it was they were told it was cojones from the days bullfight.. Next night they went in and asked for cojones of the day. They were presented with them
on a platter and the man says that the ones yesterday were much larger. The waiter replied " The matador doesn't win every time
sir"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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krlthms
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 12:29 AM |
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" Laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you're diabetic
then it's probably insulin. "
Still, you can't O.D. on laughter.
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 06:32 PM |
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A rael pain in the arse?
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Cita
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 06:45 PM |
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The coward with that horn in his arse is lucky!
Look at the bull,the poor animal has a sword planted in his neck which stick's in his body all the way up to his belly.
Animal cruelty...part of the culture,my a"#e
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Cita
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 06:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
A couple were in Spain on holiday and were in a restaurant when with great ceremony someone at the next table was presented with a meal. Asking what
it was they were told it was cojones from the days bullfight.. Next night they went in and asked for cojones of the day. They were presented with them
on a platter and the man says that the ones yesterday were much larger. The waiter replied " The matador doesn't win every time
sir"
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krlthms
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 09:23 PM |
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Here comes the PC police.
Do you eat meat?
Where does it come from? No before the styrofoam packs at Tesco?
Do you think the cows that "donate" the meat are treated humanely? No? More, or less cruelly than the fighting bull?
It is very funny that poor schmo got it up the ass, I guess many people pay money to see the fight in the anticipation of this happening.
But "bastard", "deserves it" etc is somewhat sanctimonius.
I am now going to eat turkey.
Merry Christ-mass to you all. I really enjoy being part of this forum; I laugh a lot and learn a lot also.
Cheers
KT
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Cita
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| posted on 24/12/04 at 10:07 PM |
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I wonder if those bull fighters were so brave if the bull's neck muscles where not sliced in half by another hero on a horse with a lance, and
another "crew" who put those little spikes in the bull's back so he looses a load of blood before the "master" finishes
him off!
Merry Christmas KT!
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Simon
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| posted on 25/12/04 at 01:21 AM |
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... or, if it wasn't doped up to the eyeballs, or he didn't have the clowns to help if thinks got scary.
KT
Yep, I eat meat, and wear cow on my feet. I think you'll find that there are quite strict regs when it comes to the food industry and in
particular to the end of an animals life.
Yep, we've all heard the stories of abbattoir man using a dozen bolts to kill a cow, but I think a) he would end up in court for cruelty and b)
his boss would want answers as to why he was so inefficient.
What gets me is vegetarians who eat fish.
Since when did we plant fish
ATB
Simon
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krlthms
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| posted on 25/12/04 at 05:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
... or, if it wasn't doped up to the eyeballs, or he didn't have the clowns to help if thinks got scary.
KT
Yep, I eat meat, and wear cow on my feet. I think you'll find that there are quite strict regs when it comes to the food industry and in
particular to the end of an animals life.
Yep, we've all heard the stories of abbattoir man using a dozen bolts to kill a cow, but I think a) he would end up in court for cruelty and b)
his boss would want answers as to why he was so inefficient.
What gets me is vegetarians who eat fish.
Since when did we plant fish
ATB
Simon
Simon,
You know I was being firmly "tongue in cheek". Mine, not the metador's .
I don't know if anyone remebers "not the night o'clock news" show..... Pamela's tits? ring any bells.
Well, do you remember the episode when Gryf Rhys Jones "invented" a new "veggie" bacon. He had a cute little live piglet that
he sprayed green
Incidently, I am not allowed to donate blood here in the USA because I lived in the UK in the 80s during the mad cow time. The irritating thing was I
was veggie at the time!
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Rorty
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| posted on 26/12/04 at 02:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
What gets me is vegetarians who eat fish.
Since when did we plant fish
I had exactly that discussion with a sanctomonious veggie female ex-hippy type recently. I was fed up listening to her lambast everyone around the
table for murdering animals for food and their byproducts.
I pointed out to her the trendy bright purple hand made hippy sandles she was wearing were made from some animal's outer wear.
I also asked her if she ever spared a thought for the poor fish she greedily helped herself to (as the only non "meat"-eater there);
especially as they were often dragged out of their domain by a steel hook through their mouths or in a large net, unable to move due to the crushing
force of other fish around it and slowly being left to suffocate in the hold of a trawler. 
She spat out what was in her mouth and ran out of the room.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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krlthms
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| posted on 26/12/04 at 07:56 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
quote:
Originally posted by Simon
What gets me is vegetarians who eat fish.
Since when did we plant fish
I had exactly that discussion with a sanctomonious veggie female ex-hippy type recently. I was fed up listening to her lambast everyone around the
table for murdering animals for food and their byproducts.
I pointed out to her the trendy bright purple hand made hippy sandles she was wearing were made from some animal's outer wear.
I also asked her if she ever spared a thought for the poor fish she greedily helped herself to (as the only non "meat"-eater there);
especially as they were often dragged out of their domain by a steel hook through their mouths or in a large net, unable to move due to the crushing
force of other fish around it and slowly being left to suffocate in the hold of a trawler.
She spat out what was in her mouth and ran out of the room.
Rorty,
Sounds like you two got on well; will she be coming to dinner again anytime soon? Maybe offer her roadkill next time.
And purple sandals, I mean that is like red flag to a bull
KT
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Rorty
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| posted on 26/12/04 at 08:04 AM |
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Actually, after she ran out and her "partner" followed her, a cheer and much muffled clapping ensued.
I hadn't met them before...work coleagues of a friend I think.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Peteff
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| posted on 26/12/04 at 09:37 AM |
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True vegetarians.
will only eat vegetables that have given themselves up of their own free will, not been grown commercially by force and then ripped from Mother Earth
by cruel farmers with great machines and sold in vast halls along with other unfortunate members of the food chain. Apples and other fruit which fall
from trees are fair game I suppose, once they've started to decompose and you know they aren't going to get up and leave of their own
accord..
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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krlthms
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| posted on 27/12/04 at 01:59 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Actually, after she ran out and her "partner" followed her, a cheer and much muffled clapping ensued.
I hadn't met them before...work coleagues of a friend I think.
Why 'partner' in parnethsis? Was she also a "****-muncher" as you would say down under?
KT
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Rorty
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| posted on 27/12/04 at 02:27 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by krlthms
quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Actually, after she ran out and her "partner" followed her, a cheer and much muffled clapping ensued.
I hadn't met them before...work coleagues of a friend I think.
Why 'partner' in parnethsis? Was she also a "****-muncher" as you would say down under?
KT
No, surprisingly. Her partner was a real drip of a man in crushed clothing. I put partner in parnethsis because I've never met a married hippy.
They all have "partners" or "good friends".
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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