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Northy

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:06 PM Reply With Quote
Sean Paul's women....

The current question floating around work is:

"Why is it that Sean Paul's women be burnin' everyday?"

Any ideas?

Cheers





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john_p_b

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:08 PM Reply With Quote
s.t.i.'s i'd guess at.





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Peteff

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:10 PM Reply With Quote
Is it that

They've not heard about Canesten Oral?





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Russ-Turner

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:23 PM Reply With Quote
Spontaneous human combustion?






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JoelP

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:26 PM Reply With Quote
nah, it will be the hot rocks...






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suparuss

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:32 PM Reply With Quote
who is sean paul?
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john_p_b

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:45 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by suparuss
who is sean paul?


he's responsible for such inspiring lyrics as this.......

"Jus gimme the ligh
and pass the dro
Bust another bottle of moe
Gal dem in a me sight
and I gots o know
Which one is gonna catch my flow
Causle i'm in a the vibes
and i got my dough
Bust another botte of moe
Gurl dem lookin hype
and i gots to know"

nuff said!





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Russ-Turner

posted on 27/9/05 at 06:59 PM Reply With Quote
Some intersting words on the man himself here:
http://www.starbanter.com/index.php

For those that are still unsure here is Mr. Paul at his local brick reclamation yard..... innit.







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Mr G

posted on 27/9/05 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
Slots nicely in as a 'poor mans' Shaggy

Sitting next to Craig David as a 'poor mans' everything...


Looks like someone did'nt get a very big budget for that video either, i've seen fitter bits of stuff in last of the summer wine.






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car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes
and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

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JoelP

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:00 PM Reply With Quote
that star banter forum is good for a few laughs, if you can read it. If the posters on that forum represent even a small percentage of the worlds population, we are lost.






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marcyboy

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:17 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Northy
The current question floating around work is:

"Why is it that Sean Paul's women be burnin' everyday?"

Any ideas?


how about "CYSTITIS"

Cheers

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benji106

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:30 PM Reply With Quote
wow that starbanter site has some of the most unintelligable posts i have ever seen, for example:

HEY FAGFEST MY MAN SO MUCH N BETTER OL RON POPE EEL YOU GAY FAG YOU LOSE ASSFLUTE AND WILFORD GOT THE BLUE PILLS SHITRABBIT

what?

[Edited on 27/9/05 by benji106]





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Mr G

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:35 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by benji106
wow that starbanter site has some of the most unitelligable posts i have ever seen, for example:

HEY FAGFEST MY MAN SO MUCH N BETTER OL RON POPE EEL YOU GAY FAG YOU LOSE ASSFLUTE AND WILFORD GOT THE BLUE PILLS SHITRABBIT

what?


Sounds like it may of been posted by a judge or politician.






Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a
car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes
and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

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miserableoldgit

posted on 27/9/05 at 08:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by benji106
wow that starbanter site has some of the most unintelligable posts i have ever seen, for example:

HEY FAGFEST MY MAN SO MUCH N BETTER OL RON POPE EEL YOU GAY FAG YOU LOSE ASSFLUTE AND WILFORD GOT THE BLUE PILLS SHITRABBIT

what?


[Edited on 27/9/05 by benji106]



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jonbeedle

posted on 28/9/05 at 03:07 AM Reply With Quote
Tosser innit!





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indykid

posted on 28/9/05 at 10:44 PM Reply With Quote
just a bit more of a sample of the mental calibre of these gobshite fools

quote:
Originally posted by Guest
maybe ur d TWAT! i dnt c d point of u cumin on here on purpose 2 hate on sean paul. if ya hated him dat much u wudnt waste ur time wiv stuff like dis. u dnt c me goin on2 a website of 1 of ur fave bands n playa hatin du ya? u no y? cuz ive got beta fings 2 du. so jus shutup n stop moanin.


bring on the defender of the realm

quote:
Originally posted by Your Mum's Vibrator...take your hands out of your pants and learn to write sentences in ENGLISH!

Sean Paul is just the latest in a long line of talentless media whores that got down on their knees and swallowed the bitter black jizz of a few record company execs to grab his 15 minutes of fame.

Soul-ess, ball-less suckers of satan's c--- every last motherfucking one of them

Learn to think for yourselves you degenerate text messaging obsessed little f----heads instead of bending over and grabbing your ankles each and every time some manufactured media darling gets shoved in your ass.

Peace.


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