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mistergrumpy

posted on 9/10/06 at 07:56 PM Reply With Quote
Fifth Gear!

Just watching this pish now. What a load of shite. Utter, utter pish. That Butler Henderson bird would get it but what a rubbish presenter and what the f**k is that tart with a silk hankie/scarf around his neck? He looks like some kinda modern day, gay Tony Hart. What a complete pile of rubbish this programme is.






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whitestu

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:07 PM Reply With Quote
Couldn't agree more - complete rubbish. I actually switched over and watched Coronation Street instead!
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Peteff

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
I watched 15 minutes of the first one and vowed not to watch another. Vicky (I've just been goosed) BH and Tiff (look what I can do aren't I brilliant) Needless, and the other one, I've just looked on Google to find out who he is Tim (admits he doesn't know how engines work) Lovejoy. WTF use is he then? everybody knows you have to turn the key.





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chockymonster

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:24 PM Reply With Quote
Damn, did I miss it?
What a shame, there I was cleaning my toenails, I was so looking forward to it....

Complete pile of shite, I think the producers hung around the rubbish bins near Dunsfold park last year and got the found a load of cast off scripts





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monkey69

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:24 PM Reply With Quote
Has anyone else seen the Road Angel advert with Tiff and Vicky wearing angel wings?

Christ on a bike, they must be desperate! The road angel looks like a piece of crap compared to TomTom, and the advert is just embarrasing to watch.

Surely Channel 5 can't stoop even this low - get them off to challenge TV or something!!!

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GeoffT

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:25 PM Reply With Quote
Yup, universally slated on all the forums, and a really weak attempt to emulate Top Gear. Was amused by the complete (IMHO) misinterpretation of the results of the simulated crash at the end of the program - car hit nothing hard, no significant decelerations, passenger compartment undamaged, no broken glass. John Bentley then talks about injury and death. Leave this sort of work to the professionals please........
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marcjagman

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:30 PM Reply With Quote
Roll on the come back of Top Gear that's all I can say.
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roadrunner

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:44 PM Reply With Quote
I completely agree. Absolute pile of shite.
BORING , BORING , BORING,
I do try to watch it , being a petrol head , but i feel a good hour in the garage scratching my balls, i mean head , is a lot more worth while.
BRING ON TOP GEAR.

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skydivepaul

posted on 9/10/06 at 08:50 PM Reply With Quote
flicked it on to watch the new lambo. That car is the dogs bollx. very poor test though, all the bloke could do was put his foot down for a few seconds, smile a bit, then do it again. for about five minutes.

the car if friggin ace though.
did i mention i like lamborghinis???

according to my mum she reckons that i could say lamborghini before i could say mum or dad!!!
And who am i to argue with my mum.





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Mark Allanson

posted on 9/10/06 at 09:36 PM Reply With Quote
I think you are all being to harsh about the program, I think that beating an old banger with sledgehammers is an excellent way to test its durability and reliability. A well thought offering.












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mistergrumpy

posted on 9/10/06 at 10:37 PM Reply With Quote
quote:

I was cleaning my toenails



quote:

i feel a good hour in the garage scratching my balls, i mean head , is a lot more worth while.


Both far better things to be spending your time doing






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russbost

posted on 9/10/06 at 11:00 PM Reply With Quote
I made similar comments a couple of weeks ago & it hasn't improved since. The last series was so much better - hitting that old Merc with a baseball bat, then driving it under water & running it over with a giant Tonka toy! Gosh that was so worth watching - NOT





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gazza285

posted on 10/10/06 at 04:38 AM Reply With Quote
The Speedway on Sky Sports 2 was fantastic.





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DIY Si

posted on 10/10/06 at 01:53 PM Reply With Quote
They are trying to capitalise now that the one and only top gear is off the air for a while. I would rather have an hour of watching Hamster having his teeth whitened! I have only seen fifth year once this series and I can't believe the utter drivle!





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