1 That the indicators on 98% of BMW'S must be an optional extra.
2 Police driving in the fog with no lights on.
3 4x4 drivers just do what they want on the road.
Top 3 things that make you mad
1 That the indicators on 98% of BMW'S must be an optional extra.
2 Police driving in the fog with no lights on.
3 4x4 drivers just do what they want on the road.
1. the religious
2. still not having a girlfriend
3. having to commute to work
1. BIG second on religious people - definitely top my list - don't care what denomination
2. People who refuse to get out of the middle lane of the motorway even when the rest of the lanes are empty
3. People not realising which way I'm about to turn, even when I don't bother to indicate (I drive a BMW) 
[Edited on 10/2/10 by Jasper]
1. Middle Lane Drivers
2. People who don't read your ebay advert
3. People who think kit car builders are geeks 
1. People that make generalisations
2. People that make uneducated assumptions
3. People who seem intent on always trying to f**k other people over
This list is not exhaustable by the way. I could go on forever being the miserable poo that I am
Hey I didn't write poo! A swear filter. Cooool!!
[Edited on 10/2/10 by mistergrumpy]
1. The stupid
2. The ignorant who refuse to educate themselves
3. Hypocrites
1 no signals at roundabouts
2 Taxi drivers and other so called professionals who don't signal don't use lights in poor viz and again the same professionals who
invariably have a fecking headlight/taillight out
3 Don't even get me started cause my minds at no 87 already LOL
1. Brain dead drivers performing ridiculous manoeuvres that cause you swerve/stand on the brakes to avoid a collision and then have the sheer audacity
to wave their fist or shout at you as though it was your fault. (yes you stupid cow in the Freelander who pulled out right in front of me last
night...I'm talking about you).
2. The media either putting way too much emphasis on minor issues, or being openly biased. I frequently feel the need to shout at the TV for this.
3. Global warming apologists who refer to sceptics as "deniers" as though the science had been proven beyond a doubt. Still, the backlash
is hitting home pretty hard right now...
1) All of the above
2) What im about to write
3) All of the below 
[Edited on 10/2/10 by omega0684]
1. Politicians
2. Politicians
3. Tailgaters, inconsiderate morons, arrogant people, politicians.
ATB
Simon
1. Bus lanes.
2. Cycle lanes (that are just painted onto roads).
3. Bus lanes.
1: Jam doughnuts that have no jam in
2: Opening a pack of party rings only to find all the icing has fallen off and is just dust!!
3: Those weird seeds and spices that you find in the rice when having a curry. I have tp pick them out 1st!
[Edited on 11/2/10 by donut]
CARDAMONS!
yes.
I change all three of my hates to cardamons.
urrrgh, I don't want my rice to taste floral thank you 
Don't you just hate it when biting into one!!
I am a bit worried that all mine are food related!! Probably why i'm such a fat barsteward!!
1. Gordon Brown
2. Women with shopping trolleys who insist on ramming your ankles and then look at you as if its your fault
3. Gordon Brown
3.1 When the fridge runs out of beer
3.2 Gordon Brown
[Edited on 11/2/10 by Steve G]
1.....People who sit in front at traffic light with their foot on the brake dazzeling me.
2
fog lights on when clear
3
GORDAN BLEEDING BROWN.
people who leave white vans on railway crossings 
1 - Aubergines
2 - Celery
3 - Peanut butter
1. Range Rovers in the outside lane
2. Bmw's Audis in the outside lane
3. All the above ignoring the speed limit
4. Scooby drivers belting up behind me
Everytime I see a Range Rover the blood rises and I think..
Oh, and the rising use of front fog lights GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[Edited on 12/2/10 by coozer]
The rising use of front "fogs" may be down to certain manufacturers (german of course) thinking that by having one fog come on as you go
around a corner is cool. Looks like one of them is broken to me.
"2. Cycle lanes (that are just painted onto roads)."
They are fine (as I cycle) but twats that park their car on them are encouraging me to practice riding my bike over them.
ATB
Simon
1. Work colleagues who go out of their way to screw your day up.
2. Heating Engineers, Gas Engineers, Washing machine Engineers. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARE NOT AN ENGINEER you are a technician.
3. Sales reps, I know you're just doing your job but when you won't leave you're preventing me from doing mine.
1, lorry drivers who pull out and stick side by side to another lorry for miles trying to over take.
2, mopeds
3,old blokes in flat caps who drive at 20mph on motor ways
You could just keep going.
1. sissy whinging locosters
1. Blister packs with scissors in that you have to get scissors to open and can't cos you've got no scissors.
2. Cellophane shrink wrap (i.e. CD's) that you can't open without scissors (see 1 above)
3. The McDonut who asked me a) is that all? when I've said "just a white coffee please" and then gives me a papier mache cup holder for
one cup.
1/ Traffic lights GREEN idiot in front awaits instructions from satnav
2/ My current employers pay structure (or lack of)
3/ Religous bicycle riding politically uncorrect politicians.
quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
1. People that make generalisations
2. People that make uneducated assumptions
3. People who seem intent on always trying to f**k other people over
This list is not exhaustable by the way. I could go on forever being the miserable poo that I am
Hey I didn't write poo! A swear filter. Cooool!!
[Edited on 10/2/10 by mistergrumpy]
1. Double standards
2. People who "can't see" whatever they nearly ran into, and this includes those that feel the need to overtake my moped while I'm
doing 45 in a 30 (bet the arse felt like a right tw!t)
3. "Reality" shows. Jedward (hope that starts the swear filter!) have about as much right to be singing on the radio as I do
I'll start 3 the other way
1. Going home after work
2. Pay day
3. The look on people's faces when they pull alongside me and realise I'm going faster than they expected.
I didn't know there was a swear filter, I've been doing it manually (until now ) Erk it didn't work
Oh, and Eddie, Kit car builders are geeks!
[Edited on 12/2/10 by Ninehigh]
Ninehigh .... I would recommend doing the 'swear' filter yourself.....
I am still totally amazed when the darn thing works all by itself...
Fozzie
1) swear filters. What's the point? Everyone knows you meant to say s h i t or w a n k or p i s s or whatever else anyway.
quote:
Originally posted by andyharding
1) swear filters. What's the point? Everyone knows you meant to say s h i t or w a n k or p i s s or whatever else anyway.
1) the soft get in the advert installing a fire alarm, Have standards of installation fallen so low that they use a morron, what proffesional in their
right frame of mind goes up a ladder with no-one footing it , shame he never broke his Feckin neck
2)Gordon Brown
3) dickheads who drive up the motorway at 55mph making it impossible to get past the barstewards cos my trucks governed to 56.
thank you mr Feckin blair
1) Thieving pikey scum
2) Cyclists who use the pavement and expect pedestrians to get out of their way
3) Idiots who sit in the fast lane doing 95 when I want to get past
[Edited on 13/2/10 by Snuggs]
quote:
Originally posted by pajsh
1. Blister packs with scissors in that you have to get scissors to open and can't cos you've got no scissors.
2. Cellophane shrink wrap (i.e. CD's) that you can't open without scissors (see 1 above)
?
1. Sitting down in front of TV with dinner and realising you've bought two forks and no knife......Grrr! the Fury!
2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their
ill-informed opinion.
3. People driving on the A46 single carridgeway between Newark and Leicester at anything less than the speed limit. Don't they know I have
places to be!!
1. All other drivers
2. Religion
3. Tax
quote:
2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their ill-informed opinion.
quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
quote:
2. The media for allowing people of poor intelligence to spread their ill-informed opinion across the world thus convincing other halfwits of their ill-informed opinion.
Damn can I use that too
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
In fact anyone who complains about something then continues to use it...
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
In fact anyone who complains about something then continues to use it...
I suppose your monkey is an exception, if it's not working you can spank it
My life
My luck
quote:
Originally posted by iank
1. The stupid
2. The ignorant who refuse to educate themselves
3. Hypocrites