The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ Scousers.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Wirral were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet boldmove, by Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.



However...Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Scouse Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold
the vehicle over to the MacLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower

Oi !!!!

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Originally posted by SALAD

British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ Scousers.

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from the Wirral

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Scousers DON'T come from the Wirral.

There a stretch of fast flowing water that does an important job of
separating us from Scouseland (Liverpool).

Sadly, some bugger put a couple of tunnels under it letting them roam free !



Nige......

[Edited on 14/4/06 by NigeEss]

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jos - 14/4/06 at 11:49 AM

OOooooooohhhh, touched a nerve

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SALAD - 14/4/06 at 04:42 PM

ooops appologies Nige, now I know!

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NigeEss - 14/4/06 at 11:22 PM

Apology very much accepted

I'll let you off this time seeing as you're a Southerner

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mangogrooveworkshop - 15/4/06 at 06:25 AM

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steve_gus - 20/4/06 at 06:12 PM

first read that about 4-5 years ago. Its getting so old it will have to be changed soon as Cothard will be retired - or so old his bird wont be worth looking at

atb

steve

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