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McLannahan

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:14 PM Reply With Quote
Tesco burgers...

I just checked my Tesco burgers in the freezer aaannnnd they're off....


I had one of those burgers 2 nights ago, still got a bit between my teeth.


I've heard that Tesco's meatballs are the dogs bollocks.


Apparently Tesco beef burgers can give you the trotts!


They've had to pull all the veggie burgers off the shelves too... Bits of uniquorn found!!






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mookaloid

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:23 PM Reply With Quote
Naaaaayyyyy lad I don't know why they are taking them off the shelves, its a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted if you ask me





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Xtreme Kermit

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:26 PM Reply With Quote
Despite recent news, Tesco says their beef burger sales remain stable.
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owelly

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:38 PM Reply With Quote
I asked the Tesco assistant for some burgers and she asked if I wanted any side saddle with them...





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owelly

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:41 PM Reply With Quote
Lidl burgers: low in fat, high in Shergar.





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roadrunner

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:42 PM Reply With Quote
Just been to Tescos for some milk.

I said to the lass at the counter, "Hope this milk has no horse milk init"
She didn't get it at first, wanting to know where I had heard about the burgers. DEERR.

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jack_t

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:44 PM Reply With Quote
camel toe has been found in primark black leggins now






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MikeRJ

posted on 16/1/13 at 08:50 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by owelly
Lidl burgers: low in fat, high in Shergar.


My Lidl Pony

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snapper

posted on 16/1/13 at 09:47 PM Reply With Quote
Tesco beef burgers! Just say neigh

Is it a coincidence that 'HAMBURGERS' is an anagram of 'SHERGAR BUM' ?

Just been to the fridge to check the burgers i got from tesco........AND THEY'RE OFF!!!!





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chillis

posted on 16/1/13 at 10:18 PM Reply With Quote
Had a hamburger this evening - apparently it's been contaminated with beef





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RK

posted on 16/1/13 at 11:15 PM Reply With Quote
The secretariat of LCB regrets to inform you that you may not have bought what you thought you had.








I'm betting that didn't go down too well.

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Peteff

posted on 16/1/13 at 11:26 PM Reply With Quote
Has anyone checked the Tesco Cockaleeky soup yet before I try some.





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snakebelly

posted on 17/1/13 at 02:39 AM Reply With Quote
These Tesoc burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from Tesco that contained a large percentage of sh!t























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ali f27

posted on 17/1/13 at 09:51 AM Reply With Quote
Had my dinner in tesco today when she asked me if i wanted anything on my burger i said how about a fiver each way
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edsco

posted on 17/1/13 at 01:54 PM Reply With Quote
Enough of the Tesco's jokes people!!! Seriously stop all this horsing around!!!





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posted on 18/1/13 at 04:58 PM Reply With Quote
Apparently traces of zebra have been found in tescos barcodes
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