donut
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| posted on 11/4/05 at 05:32 PM |
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The dead rabbit
I've just been sent this in an email, and I thought it quite funny!
>THE RABBIT
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>A man is driving along a highway
>and sees a rabbit jump out
>across the middle of the road.
>He swerves to avoid hitting it,
>but unfortunately
>the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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>The driver,
>a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
>pulls over and gets out to see
>what has become of the rabbit.
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>Much to his dismay,
>the rabbit is dead.
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>The driver feels so awful
>that he begins to cry.
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>A beautiful blonde woman
>driving down the highway
>sees a man crying on the
>side of the road
>and pulls over.
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>She steps out of the car
>and asks the man what's wrong.
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>"I feel terrible,"
>he explains,
>"I accidentally hit this rabbit
>and killed it."
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>The blonde says,
>"Don't worry."
>She runs to her car
>and pulls out a spray can.
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>She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
>bends down,
>and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
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>The rabbit jumps up,
>waves its paw at the two of them
>and hops off down the road.
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>Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
>turns around and waves again,
>he hops down the road another 10 feet,
>turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
>turns and waves,
>and repeats this again and again and again,
>until he hops out o f sight.
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>The man is astonished.
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>He runs over to the woman and demands,
>"What is in that can?
>What did you spray on that rabbit?"
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>The woman turns the can around
>so that the man can read the label.
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>It says...
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>(Are you ready for this?)
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>(Are you sure?)
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>(This is bad!)
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>(You know you could just click off
>and not read the punch line....)
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>(You can still delete it)
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>(You know you're gonna be sorry)
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>(Last chance)
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>(OK, here it is)
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>It says,
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>"Hair Spray -
>Restores life to dead hair,
>adds permanent wave."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Deckman001
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| posted on 11/4/05 at 05:49 PM |
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Get a day job , mate ........... 
Jason
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/4/05 at 06:01 PM |
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Is that a........
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hairdresser joke. 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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donut
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| posted on 11/4/05 at 06:58 PM |
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J... That is my day job.......searching the net for crap jokes!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Deckman001
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| posted on 11/4/05 at 07:26 PM |
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Jason
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thekafer
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| posted on 12/4/05 at 12:17 AM |
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God! I hate myself for reading that!!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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marshall
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 06:55 AM |
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i now it was a joke and i got it but he ran over a rabbit lol
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the JoKeR
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 11:37 AM |
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On the rabbit theme:
http://www.savetoby.com/
__________________________
Jeff
http://www.midwestwelding.com
http://www.locostusa.com/forums/
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 02:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by the JoKeR
On the rabbit theme:
http://www.savetoby.com/
Oh dear, please tell me people haven't given this guy $25000!!! Who needs a job when you can do dumb stuff like this?!
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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Nightkid
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 02:33 PM |
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Rabbit hostage
isnt this the same as taking someone hostage and threathing to kill him/her but this time with a rabbit? Really there must be some law on this cos if
a real rabbit is involved (which i doubt) then its rather sick. If its legal like this guy says than whats stopping him taking the money and having
the rabbit for lunch afterward?
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clbarclay
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 03:36 PM |
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Some one trying to make a fast buck out of foolish people. Its a rabbit for crying out loud, and they make good eating as a stew.
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 03:40 PM |
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On the subject of rabbits a bear is taking a dump in the woods with a rabbit. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks Say rabbit does s*** stick to you
fur?
No replies the rabbit!
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit
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Peteff
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| posted on 14/4/05 at 03:45 PM |
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MMMmmmMMMmmMMm.....
Rabbit gravy.....
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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trueblue
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| posted on 27/4/05 at 10:11 PM |
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The dead rabbit
Hairdresser joke?
must be fringe humour then
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