petescamel
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| posted on 15/4/05 at 09:54 AM |
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Chicken Surprise
A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant.
They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special, 'The Chicken Surprise'.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.
"Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He didn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Well sir", says the waiter, "What did you order?"
"We both ordered the same", they reply, "The Chicken Surprise!"
"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've brought you The Peeking Duck"
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flak monkey
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| posted on 15/4/05 at 09:56 AM |
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Groan...though not as bad as that rabbit one....
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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Peteff
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| posted on 15/4/05 at 10:15 AM |
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When we ordered chicken chasseur at the French restaurant he lifted the lid and it flew out, he said "Right, get after it". . He's
not got a clue, that chef.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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petescamel
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| posted on 15/4/05 at 10:22 AM |
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to
the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle."
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clbarclay
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| posted on 15/4/05 at 01:03 PM |
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And to think some people have a problem with smut on the internet.
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