donut
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 10:58 AM |
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Why do Condoms come 3, 6 or 12 to Box-
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display
and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.!"
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....................
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Dave J
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 11:16 AM |
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ibakes
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 12:28 PM |
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Noooooo, Getting married in July..... 
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 12:54 PM |
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Noooooo, Getting married in September.....
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3GEComponents
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 01:27 PM |
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Nah,dont painc. Been married 10 years
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 02:07 PM |
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When you get married, get a large jar, and for the first year drop a bean into it every time you have sex. After that, take a bean out every time...
see how long it takes to empty (if ever!).
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G.Man
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| posted on 19/1/07 at 04:40 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by jroberts
Nah,dont painc. Been married 10 years
I agree, 12 pack doesnt last me a week
Opinions are like backsides..
Everyone has one, nobody wants to hear it and only other peoples stink!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 22/1/07 at 10:41 PM |
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you use them for masturbation ?
 
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snapper
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| posted on 23/1/07 at 05:33 PM |
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quote:
Noooooo, Getting married in July.....
6 pack use the spare at christmas
quote:
Noooooo, Getting married in September.....
buy 3 pack and see how it goes till christmas
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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