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TGR-ECOSSE

posted on 11/5/07 at 07:36 AM Reply With Quote
WARNING! Beatle for breakfast!

This for anybody who has not had breakfast yet.
Got a fried egg roll in the canteen this morning and opened it to put salt on it only to discover a dead beatle on it!!! Took it back and manager said its a bit fat. I said no wonder its a bit fat its been eating my egg!!! Dont feel well now








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RazMan

posted on 11/5/07 at 07:57 AM Reply With Quote
No worse than steamed entrails wrapped in a sheep's stomach imo ...... but maybe a bit crunchier

[Edited on 11-5-07 by RazMan]





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Paul TigerB6

posted on 11/5/07 at 07:59 AM Reply With Quote
Bit of meat to go with your fried egg. Most people prefer bacon or sausage though!!

So did the manager try saying you were undercharged or did he let you off with the free beetle?? Hope they didnt overcook it - only need about 10 seconds per side - maybe 15 if it was a fat one as the manager says

[Edited on 11/5/07 by Paul TigerB6]

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locostv8

posted on 11/5/07 at 08:00 AM Reply With Quote
Would be worse to find beetle bits after taking a bite.





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02GF74

posted on 11/5/07 at 08:06 AM Reply With Quote
Was it John or Ringo?

And shhhhhh!!!! keep quiet or everyone will want one.

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TGR-ECOSSE

posted on 11/5/07 at 08:07 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RazMan
No worse than steamed entrails wrapped in a sheep's stomach imo ...... but maybe a bit crunchier

[Edited on 11-5-07 by RazMan]


Actually i did have a haggis roll as well

They have said i can have a free lunch but they didnt say where!

[Edited on 11/5/07 by TGR-ECOSSE]






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nitram38

posted on 11/5/07 at 08:28 AM Reply With Quote
That's nothing.
I went into a cafe and asked for cold beans, an egg where the yolk was hard and the white still runny, underdone bacon and a sausage that was burnt on the outside but rare in the middle.
The manager said he didn't have time to cook a breakfast like that.
I said " well you found time yesterday!"

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BenB

posted on 11/5/07 at 09:31 AM Reply With Quote
I went to a restaurant (TFI Friday in Bayswater) with a big group of people and someone ordered the veggie burger. When it came it was obviously a beef burger. The waiter tried explaining that it was made from vegetables but processed in such a way that it looked like a beef-burger. Luckily it was low grade meat so I simply open up the burger and asked how exactly those clever scientists managed to process veins and arteries into a veggieburger..... The waiter kept on insisting it was made from vegetables but said "if you insist" and went and got a different one which looked unsuprisingly like a veggieburger.....

Still, if people will have eating disorders and refuse to treat them

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