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timf

posted on 23/7/08 at 08:15 AM Reply With Quote
A wife knows best

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned
home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, 'That would suit me just fine!!'

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.





A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
- Sir Winston S. Churchill, 1952

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Fozzie

posted on 23/7/08 at 08:32 AM Reply With Quote




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clairetoo

posted on 23/7/08 at 07:12 PM Reply With Quote
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Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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