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chrisg

posted on 6/10/03 at 09:48 PM Reply With Quote
Wish you were here?

Set in its own magnificent car park, The Beverlys Arms in Ackworth Near Pontefract is the ideal venue for a meeting of Locost enthusiasts. A stones throw from the picturesque A628/A638 roundabout "Friar Tucks" as it is known to the locals it nestles between the quaint garden centre and the stupendous Suzuki garage. The best time to visit this haven is on the second wednesday of the month, the 8th of October in this case. The aincient ceremony of the LocostMeet takes place. At the witching hour of 7.30 pm the elders gather to talk the sacred "bollocks" will you join them?





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Surrey Dave

posted on 6/10/03 at 11:01 PM Reply With Quote
Sacred Gonads................

There's a lot of "Sacred Bollocks" talked by 'Locosters'..............................


I should know , I am one ( a Locoster that is!)

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chrisg

posted on 6/10/03 at 11:46 PM Reply With Quote
Ah but these are special bollocks, spoken in the Yorkshire way!

If anyone don't get it (again!)

It's the Yorkshire meet on Wednesday night - all welcome, except Judith Chalmers.

Special this month

Drag Racing






Bring your own frock and plimsoles


Cheers

Chris





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bob

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:46 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
Ah but these are special bollocks, spoken in the Yorkshire way!

Yeah special as in they fire blanks

Special this month

Drag Racing

i could add to that as could most on here,but i'll leave it this time as you left yourself WIDE open of which i must say is very unlike yourself.

Are you under the weather mate






Bring your own frock and plimsoles


Cheers

Chris


[Edited on 7/10/03 by bob]






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Mark H

posted on 7/10/03 at 12:14 PM Reply With Quote
Shit, gonna miss it again. In Warwick instead

Keep the nutsack free flowing and airy...

Bob - I KNOW i aint shooting blanks mate (but then again Im not a born and bred northerner)





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Mark H

posted on 7/10/03 at 12:16 PM Reply With Quote
Why has the word nutsack (one I've never used in my life before) replaced bolloks (Spelt differently to get round Chris W's cunning)?!

But it didnt change Chridg's nutsack on his post?

Hmmm...

[Edited on 7/10/03 by Mark H]





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Mark H

posted on 7/10/03 at 12:18 PM Reply With Quote
oh nutsack now nutsack says nutsack again





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steve m

posted on 7/10/03 at 04:41 PM Reply With Quote
Its a very long way from crawley sussex
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chrisg

posted on 7/10/03 at 05:52 PM Reply With Quote
I have a special "bollocks licence"

bollocks bolocks bollocks.............

Do a preview, and, if it's been changed to nutsack, take out one of the L's. It seems to be completely random!

Cheers

Chris

And Steve, that's why we have it there!





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JoelP

posted on 7/10/03 at 05:54 PM Reply With Quote
let me see... if this is bolocks then nutsack should be nutsack and nutsack is bollocks. i think.

how bizarre...

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

cant see why it lets the second one thru?
bollocks nutsack bollocksky.

c i got the license too!

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 7/10/03 at 07:06 PM Reply With Quote
in my mind nut sack seems ruder than bolox

but then im very quiet, genteel and well brought up, and have excellent spelling and grammar from my time at rodean



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Mark H

posted on 7/10/03 at 08:42 PM Reply With Quote
Are you talking bollocks?





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JoelP

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:15 PM Reply With Quote
are you talking nutsack here?

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

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JoelP

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:16 PM Reply With Quote
if nutsack is the last word it doesnt change it! bollocks!

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

[Edited on 7/10/03 by JoelP]

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JoelP

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:18 PM Reply With Quote
we do seem to be a little off topic here gentlemen, wouldn't like to upset chris at this stage in the day!

back to the thread:

whos going 2morow?

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Metal Hippy

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:40 PM Reply With Quote
Bollocks to Chris, carry on





Cock off or cock on. You choose.

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chrisg

posted on 7/10/03 at 09:43 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
we do seem to be a little off topic here gentlemen, wouldn't like to upset chris at this stage in the day!

back to the thread:

whos going 2morow?


So long as it's not the above hairy throwback, I don't care!

Cheers

Chris





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