JoelP
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:02 PM |
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suggest a present for the wife
im really crap at picking presents so i thought id ask you lot for suggestions  Its her 30th 
Im sure there will be some great suggestions amongst all the comedy answers!
ta!
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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55ant
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:03 PM |
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a rifle.
away from cars, now cycling and building TT bikes
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:07 PM |
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The one that went down best with my Mrs was a day at a health spa, nails hair, massage pampering etc.......
Trouble is its the sort of thing she needs to go with a friend ?
I did it as an Xmas present as did her sisters partner so the two went together.
What does she like to do ? Soon to be swimbos birthday and only this weekend she asked me to fit a speedo to her bike, shes into horses to so Ive
clocked a GPS watch will go down well for this years pressie.
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bi22le
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:13 PM |
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Theatre tickets or tickets to a gig. You can both enjoy the present then and get some good quality time together.
If your feeling flush start it with a meal and end it with a night in a hotel.
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/13/viewthread.php?tid=139152&page=1
Me doing a sub 56sec lap around Brands Indy. I need a geo set up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHksfvIGB3I
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l0rd
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:23 PM |
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If you have ever heard of her problems,(not that all of us men do) you could try to buy something that will make her life easier.
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tomprescott
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:25 PM |
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As Jon Ison says, spa day with her toyboy, errr I mean friend....
Women tend to go in for sentimental crap and diamonds, some way of combining the two might put you in the good books (I don't mean the religious
texts by that).
A bird in the hand....
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Davey D
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:26 PM |
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I bought my wife a new snowboard + bindings for her 30th birthday :-)
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Mansfield
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:29 PM |
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Matching oven mitt and ironing board cover set.
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l0rd
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:31 PM |
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A diesoon vacuum cleaner?
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Major Stare
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:33 PM |
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Spa day always win.
For my wifes 40th i had a ring custom made. Visted Thoresby Park for a walk and food, then quick walk round quaint shops, told her to choose a ring at
jewelers and collected it ready for her birthday. Really nice supprise for her.
Jon "FISH"
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Bigheppy
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:33 PM |
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Hot air ballon ride
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IanBrace
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:34 PM |
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Furry handcuffs?
www.aerialphotography.org.uk
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IanBrace
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:37 PM |
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Failing that a trip in a microlight.. bring her down to Newark and I'll take her up!
www.aerialphotography.org.uk
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l0rd
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:41 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by IanBrace
Furry handcuffs?
I actually have a proper plods pair
Who needs the furry bit. 
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MakeEverything
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:43 PM |
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In which case, get her a new butt plug and some stiffer nipple clamps and ball gag!!!
Kindest Regards,
Richard.
...You can make it foolProof, but youll never make it Idiot Proof!...
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skodaman
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:47 PM |
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'Spa day always win.'
Yeah track day at Spa sounds like a good idea. Failing that always get her more than one present just in case she doesn't like one of them.
To that end I'm getting my missus an escort starter motor, an alloy petrol tank and two very narrow car seats. Maybe even a propshaft if
I'm feeling generous. She's bound to like at least one of these.
Skodaman
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l0rd
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
In which case, get her a new butt plug and some stiffer nipple clamps and ball gag!!!
Nahh not any more. Married now.
They were very useful though when my padlock on my push bike broke.
I used the handcuffs to secure it.
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 09:52 PM |
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bake a cake
linky
Build Blog
Build Photo Album
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austin man
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:18 PM |
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an encyclopedia just in case theres one thing she doesn't know
Life is like a bowl of fruit, funny how all the weird looking ones are left alone
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Rod Ends
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:24 PM |
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Something you can both enjoy - a boob job! 
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adithorp
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:29 PM |
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A bag and a belt. Then the Hoover will work like new!
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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FFTS
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:42 PM |
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Me can give mighty big thrill to you misses and make her scream like no other man has ever done
Birthday present linky
Chris.
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trextr7monkey
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by skodaman
'Spa day always win.'
Yeah track day at Spa sounds like a good idea. Failing that always get her more than one present just in case she doesn't like one of them.
To that end I'm getting my missus an escort starter motor, an alloy petrol tank and two very narrow car seats. Maybe even a propshaft if
I'm feeling generous. She's bound to like at least one of these.
You never told me the starter motor I keep tripping over/ dancing round was a birthday present, too.
Multi tasking- whatever next?
atb
mike
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14016102@N00/ (cut and paste this dodgey link)
Our most recent pics are here:
http://s129.photobucket.com/albums/p211/trextr7monkey/
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Fozzie
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 10:53 PM |
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My word......some of you guys suggestions, will have him in the dog-house til forever and a day....
30th is quite a milestone for us girls I remember it well .....
If she is a 'girlie girl' then Jon has it spot on......
It would help us if you could tell us about her likes dislikes.....as in ....as mentioned above..
1....a girly girl
2....sporty girl
3....homely girl
4....'living on the edge' girl
5....'anything for a laugh' girl
6....fashion/jewellery conscious girl
Us women, like you guys, do not all like the same thing, as you lot have different interests, hobbies and sports preferences, so do us girls.......
I can say one thing for certain.....for a 'significant' birthday (or in my case, any birthday).. Do NOT buy her anything for the
home ......it has to be for herself......
Figure out what she actually likes and dislikes and you are 3/4 there....
HTH
Fozzie 
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 24/5/10 at 11:05 PM |
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Bought mine a full day at a health spa and she loved it but location is important too, also rings necklesses etc even a new i-pod
but...
I worry about what I'm going to get her like half a year in advance its a nightmare that just gets worse each year as the list of options
just gets smaller and smaller 
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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