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ali f27

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:00 PM Reply With Quote
Microsoft is crap

If microsoft had designed the mk2 escort the ignition switch would be in the boot
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onenastyviper

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ali f27
If microsoft had designed the mk2 escort the ignition switch would be in the boot


Hidden behind a secret panel that requires you to simultaneously press the horn, headlights and open the sunroof to access.

Numerous correspondents expect Escort mk2.1 to restore the ignition switch to its former location but with added functionality such as the new improved engine starting experience.





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snapper

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:13 PM Reply With Quote
I fully understand the Apple are becoming sinners as they I brace the Intel chip but I still find the whole Apple experience less frustrating than Windows
That said Office on the Mac is quite usable





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ste

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:22 PM Reply With Quote
you know you can upgrade for free to 8.1 and get your start button back!
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SteveWalker

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:28 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by ste
you know you can upgrade for free to 8.1 and get your start button back!


Never mind 8.1, you can download Classic Shell for free and get back the proper start menu, de-activate the corners of the screen and customise the look and feel to that of Windows 7 or XP.

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stevebubs

posted on 26/3/14 at 08:37 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by snapper
I fully understand the Apple are becoming sinners as they I brace the Intel chip but I still find the whole Apple experience less frustrating than Windows
That said Office on the Mac is quite usable

IME MS Office on the MAC is flakier than Baldrick's dandruff...

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Simon

posted on 26/3/14 at 11:38 PM Reply With Quote
Bring back Windows 95

ATB

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ReMan

posted on 27/3/14 at 12:32 AM Reply With Quote
NO! 3.1.
You knew wheree you wrere with windows pre registry





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snapper

posted on 27/3/14 at 07:07 AM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by stevebubs
quote:
Originally posted by snapper
I fully understand the Apple are becoming sinners as they I brace the Intel chip but I still find the whole Apple experience less frustrating than Windows
That said Office on the Mac is quite usable

IME MS Office on the MAC is flakier than Baldrick's dandruff...


But the full Adobe Creative Suite 6 Professional on a 12 core Mac Pro with 2 x 27" Cinema screens and a 21" Cintiqu is astounding
I'm now trying to justify the new Mac Pro tube





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Irony

posted on 27/3/14 at 08:30 AM Reply With Quote
WIndows is appalling in everyway. But Mac OS isn't all what its cracked up to be these days. After installing Mavericks I have had to upgrade the ram in my machine to 20gb! It seems to me the OS is using more and more system resources full less and less features!
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MikeRJ

posted on 27/3/14 at 09:40 AM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by ali f27
If microsoft had designed the mk2 escort the ignition switch would be in the boot


If Apple had designed it, it would have cost more than a Rolls Royce, and only certain passengers would be able to get inside it.

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