splitrivet
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 04:20 PM |
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Ghosts
A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To
> get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in
> ghosts?"
> About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the
> professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've
> ever seen a ghost?"
> About 40 students raise their hands.
> "That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take
> this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> 15 students raise their hands.
> "That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone
> here ever touched a ghost?"
> 3 students raise their hands.
> "Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...
> Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"
> One of his students from a Norfolk village raises his hand.
> The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and
> says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
> claimed that.
> You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The student
> replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The
> professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a
> ghost."
> The student replies, "Ghost??!! F*ck it ... I thought you said goats."
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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locoboy
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 04:29 PM |
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Went to a University Officer Training Ball in Cardiff city hall when i was at uni and one of the gentlemen who had far too much to drink woke up with
the regimantal figurehead - a goat - for company, the goat had been 'lifted' from the entrance to the city hall and transported with him
(unbeknown to him - or so he said) back to his room in the barracks - oh how we laughed
Many of the top brass were worrying themselves stupid over the dissapearance of this goat in fear of their jobs and no doubt their bollokcs too
ATB
Locoboy
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marktigere1
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 04:31 PM |
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Having lived most of my life in Norfolk and living in a Norfolk village myself I would like to say how disgusted and offended I am by that joke.
If you had said turkeys I wouldn't have minded
Cheers
Mark
If a bolt is stuck force it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!!!
(My Dad 1991)
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Hellfire
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 04:43 PM |
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Raised a smile...
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locoboy
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 04:52 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
Raised a smile...
Maybe it raised more than a smile - the goat is the only one who will know 
ATB
Locoboy
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 08:09 PM |
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yaba daba do!
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tractorboy
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 08:31 PM |
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you old norfolk boys always were a bit dodgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the tractorboy!
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Peteff
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| posted on 8/11/04 at 11:15 PM |
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Bernard Matthews for P.M.
Bernard wanted a new slogan for his company so he got onto his agency. He said the old bootiful thing was a bit jaded and wanted something different.
He wanted them to include the Norfolk angle and somehow convey the benefits of eating turkey. They got back to him a couple of days later with their
new idea.
Bernard's turkeys, Norfolk 'n' good for you .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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marktigere1
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| posted on 9/11/04 at 09:04 AM |
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The horns on goats gives you something to hang onto
So I'm reliably informed....ahem
Cheers
Mark
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madforfishing
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| posted on 9/11/04 at 07:45 PM |
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on the edge of a cliff - they push back harder
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