mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 06:34 PM |
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work this one out
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/14/woman_gets_mobile_phone_stuck/
[Edited on 17-1-05 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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andyharding
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 08:17 PM |
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It's clearly a fake.
You can see the Nokia startup "hands shaking" image on the screen.
Are you a Mac user or a retard?
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flak monkey
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 08:19 PM |
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Says its a fake on the website, doesnt mean that the storys wrong though...there was a feature in a mens mag a while back about strange things people
have got stuck in rather embarrassing places...
David 
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 08:34 PM |
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Not as bad as this real one...
nail
...and we worry about our workshop accidents!
David
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dave1888
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 09:07 PM |
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Seen a girl stuck on a gearstick before honest 
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tractorboy
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| posted on 17/1/05 at 10:29 PM |
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bet she had phone set to vibrate!
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 18/1/05 at 02:35 AM |
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I once knew a nudist that sat down rather heavily (I'm told) on a mound of sand only to have a hidden lump of drift wood insert where the sun
does not shine!
oh and I have to ask...what the hell was he doing with the nail gun to shoot himself in the face with it anyway? Was he trying for a darwin award?
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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Rorty
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| posted on 18/1/05 at 05:04 AM |
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During a period of my life when I successively went out with a string of nurses, a few of them told me stories of embarrased patients and what they
had embedded in their nether regions.
A popular choice for women was a sugestively shaped deodorant bottle which was common at that time.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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timf
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| posted on 18/1/05 at 10:03 AM |
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my mum was an A&E nurse a few years ago and had us in stiches about the lady who came in with a fish inserted into here privates apparently it
went in but when she went to pull it out the barbs on the fins opened like an umbrella
delivered by doctor with a set of forceps.
and for the men to cringe at
the gent who inserted a geranium flower in his jap eye unfortunately they have litte hairs on the stem which have the same effect as the fish
fins.
It had to be pulled out and the person was last heard screaming when he passed water for about a week after
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 18/1/05 at 11:53 PM |
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think i read it here or elsewhere that the typical hospital keeps a selection of bottles and stuff to screw into whatever is stuck to use as a removal
tool!
atb
steve
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Browser
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 03:53 AM |
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Got this one off the internet, and it certainly looks genuine to me
The interesting bit for me is that she has had, at some time a hip replaced! Just shows it don't matter how old they are eh?!
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nicklondon
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 07:11 AM |
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how old is the person in that pic because one hip is a replacment
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 08:35 AM |
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something that big would be 'retrievable' by fingers - the bottle is so long that its not gonna be that far inside at the lowest point.
atb
steve
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Peteff
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 09:43 AM |
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This one looks genuine to me....
And I recognise the man from somewhere. I'm sure I've seen him on TV or somewhere.
 
Rescued attachment Simpson_headXray.jpg
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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pbura
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 11:15 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nicklondon
how old is the person in that pic because one hip is a replacment
All the more support for the pic being genuine, then, because:
1. Lack of lubrication would explain the bottle being stuck, and...
2. It appears to be a Moxie bottle.
 
Pete
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DarrenW
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 04:23 PM |
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I was told once that allegedly if you insert a bottle or similar without the lid on it creates vacuum that prevents removal.
i can honestly say i dont have direct experience of this!
There probably a reasonable explanation for the bottle getting stuck. Maybe the old dear in the picture had a problem with her collostomy (spelling?)
bag.
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zenarcher
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 05:23 PM |
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You put what! where?
I too, used to out with a nurse, she told me about a guy who stuck a Gerbil up his @rse and ended up in A+E, but by the time they had removed it, the
Gerbil was dead
I supose if the guy had been drinking he could have said "Well I was Rat @rsed last night!" but a Gerbil..... well there's no
excuse is there?
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DaveFJ
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 05:31 PM |
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My wife used to work in A+E, some of her stories still make me squirm.
1, 2 lesbian dykes - one with a shattered light bulb up her arse!
2, Th man who arrived with a vibe still buzzing inside - he had ridden to A+E on his motorbike!
3, (my personal favourite) intrigued nurses looking at notes of recently deceased man in A+E discover he has inflatable penis implant, so they pump it
up just for a laugh, problem is they don't know how to let it down again and try sticking pins in it. they gave up after a while and just
strapped it down!
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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zenarcher
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 06:43 PM |
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So they really did end up burying a stiff
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 19/1/05 at 06:58 PM |
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College story
When i was at college there was a lad that was somewhat accident prone. He broke a vase or something after returning home from a night on the piss. He
tried fixing it with superglue which as we all know is quite a thin liquid and got it all over his hands (the super glue not the vase).
It was at this point that the pints started kicking in and he had to pee. yup he got his fingers glued to his cock. but wait it gets soooo much
better.
Unable to remove his hand he walked to the local A&E. the draft on the way caused an erection so by the time he got there his whole hand was
superglued..... Unfortuately his girlfriends mum was a doctor and guess who ended up treating him?
We took the wee out of him for about 5 years after that
[Edited on 19/1/05 by DorsetStrider]
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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