chain letters
At last!! A decent chain letter that costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton,
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those
women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds 2.5 models 463 wild nymphos 3,234
good-looking nymphos 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms 40,198 bi-sexual
women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back
to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead
of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved
out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain
letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying
sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your
vacuum cleaner (one that sucks of course ).
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that
they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
undertake.
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