Scotty
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 posted on 23/4/04 at 07:35 AM |
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Bad joke time
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
name-plate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
It's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain Elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
"[You're singing it, aren't you?)
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 07:45 AM |
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Terrible! Appalling!
I loved it!
David
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Deckman001
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 07:57 AM |
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Really BAD , but i still sung it to check it !! 
Jason
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spunky
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 07:58 AM |
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Still chuckling.....
John
"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't"
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ned
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 08:48 AM |
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oh dear.
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 11:23 AM |
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good one that!!!!!
Blonde jokes next?
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Scotty
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 01:54 PM |
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will dig some out for you
unless someones got about 120 mb web space. then i'll upload all the jokes i have (a few thousand)
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 02:44 PM |
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whats your avatar about mangrove?
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 02:54 PM |
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I've forgotten what the thing's called, but it's a kid's toy that fires a pulse of air for many yards - completely spooks the
person on the receiving end!
David
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dave1888
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| posted on 23/4/04 at 04:07 PM |
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Another bad one
This guy sitting in the pub drowning his sorrows, the barman asks " what's up "
"I've just discovered my wifes having an affiar with the guy next door " "i'm shocked i wish they were dead " says
the guy
The barman gets a bit closer to him and says "see that big bloke in the corner his names Arty go see him he'll sort it out for
you"
So the cheated husband goes over to Arty and asks him if he can help him out Arty replies " I'll kill the two of them for £1" The
husband agrees Then tells Arty his wife and the guy next door go shopping at Tesco's every wednesday.
Arty replies " it will be done then"
That wednesday Arty spots the two walks over and chokes the two of them dead
but he gets caught. So the headlines in the following days paper read
"Artychokes two for a pound at Tesco" very very droll
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