Scotty
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 posted on 24/4/04 at 09:26 AM |
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another joke anyone ?
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps,
ripping off
the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.
After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him
said,
"Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch.".
"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid
my fare
for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."
He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window
and
eating the shrimps.
Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he
was
trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop
that
noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my
fare
and I'll do what I want on this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the
window.
The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.
The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for
that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the
police
smell your fingers".
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chrisg
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| posted on 24/4/04 at 10:31 AM |
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I've just spit tea all over my new keyboard!!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 24/4/04 at 10:37 AM |
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i dont get it
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Scotty
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| posted on 24/4/04 at 10:43 AM |
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oops
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