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stephen_gusterson

posted on 26/5/04 at 07:47 PM Reply With Quote
Is the world a poorer place?

for the loss of these pieces of art?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/3751125.stm

I particularly like the second picture. I handnt realised my neighbour had a fortune at the bottom of his garden....

[Edited on 26/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]






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JoelP

posted on 26/5/04 at 07:58 PM Reply With Quote
5 and 6 were the only ones i would actually call picture or art of any form, even they are boring. The collage at least had some effort in it; you'd be proud if your 5 year old kid brought it home from school.

aside from that, i would've burned the rest myself. bloody awful.





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Alan B

posted on 26/5/04 at 08:07 PM Reply With Quote
Agreed.
Even the very best of them were barely average.

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Mk-Ninja

posted on 26/5/04 at 08:28 PM Reply With Quote
By that standard the stuff down at the local primaty school must be worth a fortune, it should solve the buget overspend and more.





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I love speed :-P

posted on 26/5/04 at 09:17 PM Reply With Quote
it depeneds if my gf comes on here





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Hellfire

posted on 26/5/04 at 09:22 PM Reply With Quote
Quite like 10 for some odd reason... no great loss though.






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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 27/5/04 at 12:19 AM Reply With Quote
My other half said that it was Junk art that got trashed paid for by a fool with more money than sense and a lot of over paid yesmen. Some of the stuff that went up was as the above post says kindergarden standard..........SWMBO is a portrait artist...........does good pix and knows her stuff.






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Cita

posted on 27/5/04 at 05:36 AM Reply With Quote
Art and money...hmmmm

As Sinatra used to sing "you can't have one without the other".

A few years ago there was a exhibition of modern art in Antwerp whereby the "objects of art" where placed in public places and along some major roads.
One of the locals was so upset with the so called modern art that he decided to put his own piece of modern art along a major road.
This piece of art was no more than a few empty cola bottles and a large tin can sprayed in fluorescent orange!
This masterpiece sat there for a few weeks before it was noticed that it didn't belong to the collection!!

Modern art...everybody can make it...only a few can live from it!

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nicklondon

posted on 27/5/04 at 06:22 AM Reply With Quote
what doesn't get a mention is the dozens of small body shops and garages also lost or damaged in the fire.the area was still sealed off yesterday (wed) so the fire brigade could cool down all the gas cylinders.if all this art was so good then why was it in storage and not on some rich t**ts wall !!!
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David Jenkins

posted on 27/5/04 at 07:21 AM Reply With Quote
The worst bit is that we'll end up paying for this trash - they're expecting tens of millions of Pounds in insurance claims.

David






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DaveFJ

posted on 27/5/04 at 08:08 AM Reply With Quote
It was all crap IMHO

I have to question the truth of Tracey Emin's tent... she says that they are the names of every person she has ever slept with....... Have you seen Tracey emin ??? what a HippoCrocaPig!

[Edited on 27/5/04 by protofj]





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spunky

posted on 27/5/04 at 08:41 AM Reply With Quote
Photo of Barcelona was ok, would prefer a picture of London though.
Went to the Tate Modern last year to witness this 'art' for myself. Rotting horse heads, chopped up cows, dead shark in a tank, a very big ash tray full of fag ends and of course the masterpiece ot Ms Emins 'unmade bed'....
There was one exhibit that impressd me.
A large room half full with old sump oil, and a walk way into the middle of the room. I guess that says a lot about my character....

John

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 27/5/04 at 09:56 AM Reply With Quote
It is i think referring to 'sleeping in the same house' - like she includes her aborted foetuses - particularly tasteful that one.

It also means someone actually sh%^ged her!

I have posted a pic of out trace before, a particularly 'nice' one (!) but here is a taster....

she does have fab norks tho!

use gogle image search for more - but not too close to lunch



quote:
Originally posted by protofj
It was all crap IMHO

I have to question the truth of Tracey Emin's tent... she says that they are the names of every person she has ever slept with....... Have you seen Tracey emin ??? what a HippoCrocaPig!

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Cita

posted on 27/5/04 at 01:37 PM Reply With Quote
Can somebody redo the photo of Tracey in photoshop or something?
Without the hair and jewelry it's a god damn guy!!!!!!!

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 27/5/04 at 01:48 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cita
Can somebody redo the photo of Tracey in photoshop or something?
Without the hair and jewelry it's a god damn guy!!!!!!!


do you think photoshop can make THAT any better then






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Peteff

posted on 27/5/04 at 03:30 PM Reply With Quote
I don't know art but I know what I like.

That Reubens bloke got closest. Nudie women . Big knockers ooh ooh ooh!. Calm down Cosmo .





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Spyderman

posted on 27/5/04 at 04:27 PM Reply With Quote
Come on, who voted yes?





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Cita

posted on 27/5/04 at 04:32 PM Reply With Quote
Peteff you concentrate to much on them Rubbens nockers,did you ever noticed that the women were also big?
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flak monkey

posted on 27/5/04 at 04:47 PM Reply With Quote
As requested.....apologies for bad photoshopping

Anything else need removing?

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flak monkey

posted on 27/5/04 at 04:49 PM Reply With Quote
I personally think this is better....would it make a modern art masterpiece though?

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Peteff

posted on 27/5/04 at 05:17 PM Reply With Quote
did you ever noticed that the women were also big?

It just gets better and better. Look how much paint you could save if you only painted skinny women though. Sorry she appears to have lost her pearl necklace mate.

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yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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flak monkey

posted on 27/5/04 at 05:30 PM Reply With Quote






Sera

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Cita

posted on 27/5/04 at 06:57 PM Reply With Quote
I knew it!!! tracey IS a guy!

(How did i knew this?)

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 27/5/04 at 07:43 PM Reply With Quote
this is an interesting piccy of her.....

whats she doing?

Looking for a place to store he spare change, having lost her purse?



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Cita

posted on 27/5/04 at 07:46 PM Reply With Quote
He's obviously trying to get in as many balls as possible
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