flyingkiwi
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 11:50 AM |
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mastercard
Here's another one for you -
Ball dress for works Christmas Ball £250 (what's wrong with the one you wore last time? - slap)
Shoes to go with dress £100 (Whats wrong with green shoe's with a blue dress? - slap)
New earings and necklace £80 (I can get you a pearl necklace cheaper than that - slap)
Hair do £60 (bit o hairspray look lovely - slap)
handbag and accessories £150 (whats wrong with the other 60 bags upstairs? - slap)
The look on your wife's face when you tell her that you've ordered some shock's for the car that "only cost £250!" -
priceless
Oh, and I just found out she cancelled the order - cow
[Edited on 2/1/04 by flyingkiwi]
It Runs!!!!! Bring on the SVA!
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 11:59 AM |
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I laughed out loud, eerily familiar!!
Though my missis said she will forgive me if I buy her some overalls with her name embroidred on them, so she can help!?
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Simon
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 12:09 PM |
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I did quite well Xmas 02 - bought her an eternity (and it is!) ring for a hundred quid, and she said to go and buy some seats (320 quid)
Xmas 03, I bought her a necklace and bracelet (500 quid) and she moaned that I was spending 75 quid on bits for me exhaust.
Go figure
ATB
Simon
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 12:59 PM |
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get a paper round kiwi?
atb
steve
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flyingkiwi
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 03:35 PM |
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I tried that, and a job at Mc donalds, found they've all been taken by 17 yr old boy racers.
How can they afford to get full body kits, respray's, lowered suspension and a stereo you can hear in france, when I'm struggling to find
50 quid for some bushes??????
Whats going on!
DOH! just realised why - married. killer
[Edited on 2/1/04 by flyingkiwi]
It Runs!!!!! Bring on the SVA!
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 03:56 PM |
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What is it with these fellas with the saxos and corsas, they must spend thousands on their wagons, where do they get the cash? I grumble when I have
to fork out £60 just to get the car through MOT.
My cousin has a speaker in his car which cost him more than my TOTAL locost budget
quote:
DOH! just realised why - married. killer
Don't let the wife see that!
[Edited on 2/1/04 by liam.mccaffrey]
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Simon
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 04:14 PM |
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I was in my local spares shop a few years ago; some chap was letting us all know his 2.5 grand stereo had been nicked (with the car - a £200
Escort)
Laugh. I nearly bought a round
ATB
Simon
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Jasper
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 04:15 PM |
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Cos they live at home with their Mams, are not married - and all their girlfriends get for Christmas is a SLAP 
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 08:09 PM |
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do they sell drugs ?
quote:
Originally posted by flyingkiwi
I tried that, and a job at Mc donalds, found they've all been taken by 17 yr old boy racers.
How can they afford to get full body kits, respray's, lowered suspension and a stereo you can hear in france, when I'm struggling to find
50 quid for some bushes??????
Whats going on!
DOH! just realised why - married. killer
[Edited on 2/1/04 by flyingkiwi]
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 2/1/04 at 08:11 PM |
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really steve!!! what makes you think these litle angels would do that?
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Peteff
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| posted on 3/1/04 at 10:27 AM |
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do they sell drugs ?
Macdonalds sell burgers Steve, but you can have a large coke as well.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 3/1/04 at 10:35 AM |
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Kiwi, you're very calm having just posted it on here....
I'd have gone absolutely ballistic at her.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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thekafer
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| posted on 3/1/04 at 11:05 PM |
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The look on your wife's face when you tell her that you've ordered some shock's for the car that "only cost £250!" -
priceless
Oh, and I just found out she cancelled the order - cow
Should've called them earings!
[Edited on 2/1/04 by flyingkiwi]
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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kingr
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| posted on 4/1/04 at 12:32 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Jasper
Cos they live at home with their Mams, are not married - and all their girlfriends get for Christmas is a SLAP
Works for me!! - oh apart from the girlfriend bit, I just don't have one
Kingr
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Hellfire
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| posted on 4/1/04 at 01:48 AM |
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How do they afford it?
Is there age descrimination now with Credit Card hounds in Motorway Services?
The hounds will pester anything in trousers or skirts for a £50 bonus...
I've just seen a Vauxhall Nova being fitted with 18" wheels - for £1K! The youth of today... tch tch tch
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 4/1/04 at 09:16 AM |
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over 20 years back, ny grandad, who was a mechanic, said he regularly saw cars with extras fitted that were worth more than the car.
Its not a new phenomenon.
I had a 100 quid mini in 1977 which was fitted and had over 200 quid work on it. I stuck it in a tree.
atb
steve
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Peteff
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| posted on 4/1/04 at 10:19 AM |
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There was a thing on telly a few weeks ago looking at the car add on phenomenon and you could buy a house for what some of them had spent on an £800
Corsa, most of the stuff didn't even make them go better just noisier. They just hung round a shop car park because they couldn't afford
to go anywhere I think.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 4/1/04 at 10:54 AM |
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We are not all like that, then again lookin @ some pll
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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