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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:08 PM |
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This morning
Saw the funniest thing of my life this morning!!!
Driving to Edinburgh where I go to uni, southbound before you get to the Forth Road Bridge is nose to tail.
At one of the slip raods joining the M90 cars wait patiently to get on, normally merging one for one with the left hand lane (seems to be some sort of
convention). Obviously there is a fairly long queue on the sliproad to join.
One t**ser in a crappy blue flatbed truck carrying bread crates or something decides he isnt gonna join the queue, and shoots up the left hand side of
it, intending to join further up if you understand me...which is where I come in. having just waited in said queue on sliproad (am now on motorway) I
kinda refuse to let him in, edging as close to the car in front of me as possible.
He's out of his window screaming at me, and giving me the fingers etc etc, and eventually pushes in front of me , as after all I dont really
want to crash my car into his sh*tty truck.
He's still got his hand out the window, when I see the truck jolt. He's only gone and run into the car in front!! Brand new vauxhall
Zafira GSi
Out they both get, and felt it would be nothing less than my duty to offer my services as an eyewitness
The guy was silent!
hahahaha
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James
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:10 PM |
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Alan B
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:11 PM |
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Sweet.........I love it when w******s like that get what they deserve..
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Deckman001
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:36 PM |
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Jason
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mangogroove
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:52 PM |
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Dont you just love a good bedtime story
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 05:54 PM |
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I feel sorry for the truck driver.
It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Alan B
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 06:00 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
.................. It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
No, I must resist...got to be strong.......
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 06:19 PM |
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aaaaaaaand bleep off Alan 
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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ijohnston99
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 06:49 PM |
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I was that guy in the Zafira (Actually a clio at the time) on the M6 once.
I could see the tanker driver (Is that rhyming slang?). Having a set to with the bloke behind me, next thing he's hit the back of me. Only the
guy in the other car drove off (Silver Avensis Jun '99 you know who you are!) drove off.
The truck driver gave some bollox excuse, while I went mental at him saying I knew what he was up to.
But then it was my fault for being on the truck drivers road. I should have known better
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 07:25 PM |
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Yeah, totally made my day. I really hope he contests it and they require me as a witness.
"and he was also on his mobile phone at the time officer"
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 07:52 PM |
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its spooky, the synergy between us alan!
quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
.................. It can't be easy being a fuckwit.
No, I must resist...got to be strong.......
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 08:58 PM |
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You can bog off aswell Gusternator
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Peteff
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 09:15 PM |
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What's the 'b' stand for Alan, is it what Hippy says it is? .I think he hates you and Gunters Anyway his car will be bigger than
yours, Steve.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 09:26 PM |
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Nah, they're my bestest mates in the world ever.
We have a mutual insult pact. Seems to work quite well...
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Alan B
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 09:31 PM |
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<blush>
Hey, have you got paranoid on MP3?
Realised I haven't got it...
B = Bertwistle...good old Lancs name..
[Edited on 21/1/04 by Alan B]
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 10:35 PM |
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Sign in to Messenger and it's yours
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 21/1/04 at 10:45 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
What's the 'b' stand for Alan, is it what Hippy says it is? .I think he hates you and Gunters Anyway his car will be bigger than
yours, Steve.
yours, Pete.
might be, might be. but mine is big. and its getting more finished by the day.....dunno what day, but its gettign there
atb
steve
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