dave1888
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 posted on 11/2/04 at 10:15 PM |
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Men's rules
Don't know if this has been on before
all are numbered 1 on purpose
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. if it's up, put it down. we need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way
1. crying is blackmail
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one makes you sad or angry, we meant the the other one.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. we do that
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine really.
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steve wheeler-smith
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| posted on 11/2/04 at 10:17 PM |
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HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Donners90
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| posted on 11/2/04 at 10:24 PM |
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And here are a few more!!!
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
2. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
3. Get rid of your cat.
4. Sunday = Sports.
5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
6. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
9. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
10. Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
14. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
17. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
18. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
22. Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!
23. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
26. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
27. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
28. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
29. Foreign film are best left to foreigners.
30. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
31. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
32. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to
deter us from reading the magazines.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
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