Emergency Ward 10
A man was lying on a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face, when a young trainee nurse entered the room.
"Nurse, have my testicles turned black?" he said from behind the mask. She stammered a bit, and said that she was only there to check his
pulse and blood pressure.
Again he said "Have my testicles turned black? It's very important!" so she blushed, lifted his gown and gave him a close
examination. "Nothing wrong down there, it all looks normal to me" she reported.
The man took off his mask and said 'Thanks very much for that, it was very nice, but what I actually said was "are my test results
back?" '
David
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