mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 28/5/04 at 01:15 PM |
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
This was written by my cousin (female) funny but having a dig at the boys!
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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Six married men
will be dropped
on an island with
1 car
and
4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.
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Each kid plays two sports
and either takes
music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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The men only have access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There's only one TV between them
and there is
NO REMOTE
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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks,
a tortilla
and one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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The last man wins ......
only if ..........
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years .
eventually earning the right to be called
**************
***"Mother."***
**************
Send this to any female that you think will get a kick out of it and any
man that you think can handle it!!
 LOL
[Edited on 28-5-04 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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andkilde
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| posted on 28/5/04 at 01:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.
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Please let this be on a remote island, I have a hard enough time dodging "real" women tarting themselves up while driving.
I swear someone in a 6000 pound SUV is going to flatten my Mini one day, curse about her jagged eyeliner and drive on...
Cheers, Ted
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