Screwy
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 03:27 PM |
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Every forum has one
jut found this little snippet
I swear ive met this person on every forum ive ever signed up for 
spelling and dodgy keyboard
[Edited on 22/6/04 by Screwy]
[Edited on 22/6/04 by Screwy]
[Edited on 22/6/04 by Screwy]
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phelpsa
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 03:40 PM |
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Who is it on this forum?
Adam
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Jasper
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 03:46 PM |
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That is sooooo spot on
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JoelP
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 03:54 PM |
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well written. i know a few of those in reality! that really does sum him up to a T, liar, negative, always better, and always trying to out do you.
and then totally defensive when you return fire.
absolute arseholes, so why is he a mate?!
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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ned
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 04:13 PM |
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who said i was your mate? and i thinks gusters recons that his is bigger?! 
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Jonte
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 05:20 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Screwy
jut found this little snippet
I swear ive met this person on every forum ive ever signed up for
Ahhh...could have been me....but it failed on the facts that I love to play games
Click it
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chrisg
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 05:41 PM |
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I think we must be the exceptions here, I thought for a few minutes and couldn't think of anyone it fits exactly.
Unless it's me of course. You never see your self as others see you do you?
I see myself as a Brad Pit lookalike, intelect like Steven Hawing and the patience of Ghandi.
Others may disagree.
But they're wrong.
Cheers
Mr modest
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:02 PM |
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Quote "Today I am someone else; today I am the mind of the worst kind of Internet user. Today I am the voice of no-one and the opinion of
everyone. Today, my word is law."
""My car does 50 BHP more than yours, my sex life is more interesting and varied and my grass ALWAYS grows greener. "
I’ve got so much money; I can buy all the stuff you don’t have. I made it in the dot.com boom of the late 90s, then did my Doctorate in Computing
Science but gave it all up to live on a beach in Cornwall. I don’t have ADSL because the exchange doesn’t reach that far, so BT gave me an E3 to my
house. Don’t talk to me about being poor, I’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale."
You are sooooooooooooo right. 
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Peteff
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:44 PM |
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How true those words are, even today.
As I sit here on my estate amid my worldly possessions, reading this on my 52" HDTV wondering which helicopter to use tonight I think
"There's always someone worse off than yourself" and then I realise, " Of course there f*(king is, it's
everybody"
Where's Considerably when you need him to put things into perspective?
[Edited on 22/6/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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robinbastd
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 09:54 PM |
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"but gave it all up to live on a beach in Cornwall"
Marvellous news. 
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 07:41 AM |
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Many years ago I worked with a lad called "One Better Hopkins", or OBH as he was otherwise known.
Whatever you had, he had one better/newer/lighter/faster... you know the type!
David
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Scotty
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 07:43 AM |
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so, is it you ???
mr bastd
or may i call you robin.....
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DaveFJ
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 08:35 AM |
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Used to have an expression - " he's got as box to put it in"
Basically if you had an elephant the other bloke would have a 'box to put it in'
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 08:52 AM |
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hey ned - dont go after someone thats not around to defend himself  - but im back from the far east now ...
I think its a dangerous thing to claim to be a source of all knowledge or my way is better in anything. there is always some git better or ready to
shoot you down. 45 years teaches you this.
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by ned
who said i was your mate? and i thinks gusters recons that his is bigger?!
Ned.
[Edited on 23/6/04 by stephen_gusterson]
[Edited on 23/6/04 by stephen_gusterson]
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ned
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 09:02 AM |
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Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 10:32 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ned
Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 10:34 AM |
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erm
A. I did - ya were not listening
and
B. If I really do post too much I'da thought a total drought of 8 days would have taken your notice.... just like the time I noticed that you
were not at your usual hit rate and had a week of work and no pc at home.
pay attention at the back
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by ned
Steve,
you should have said you weren't around, i would have waited for you to get back
took you 45 years? sheet, i must be a fast learner
Ned.
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ned
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 10:37 AM |
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pc at home is now sorted. i was off work 3 days last week working on the car and still online. no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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timf
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 11:17 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ned
no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
nah to much porn available to bother with the internet hey steve
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 12:05 PM |
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most places seemed to be bars where 'laptop' had a different meaning.
plus I was too busy, and the net isnt as big in thai as it was in s.korea. All three hotel rooms in korea had free broadband with a pc in the room
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by ned
pc at home is now sorted. i was off work 3 days last week working on the car and still online. no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 12:07 PM |
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unbelievably, its illegal to bring porn into thailand - its on notices.
Also paying for sex isnt legal, but they dont do much to enforce it.
On a trip over, my mate was offered a bj in a bar for a couple of quid. But bring over a copy of playboy, and yer in trouble.
BTW - Bangkok isnt anywhere near as seedy as I expected.
dead cheap too.
An hr taxi ride, inc tip, is about 3 quid. meter starts at 40p. Then 8p a mile.
a KFC in the airport costs 1.30 (uk approx a fiver?)
A sandwich at NEC costs about 3 quid, at Thai equiv, it costs 55p. You can have a hot meal and a drink for a quid.
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by timf
quote:
Originally posted by ned
no internet cafes in thailand?
Ned.
nah to much porn available to bother with the internet hey steve
[Edited on 23/6/04 by stephen_gusterson]
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JoelP
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 12:46 PM |
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the airport is probably loads more expensive than rural areas, to milk rich foreigners. they say you can live like a king in thailand with a moderate
income from home.
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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Peteff
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 01:01 PM |
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A bloke I used to work with retired there. He used to come over and bring knockoff designer gear, Armani and stuff like that, to make some spending
money while over here. He said everything trebled in price when the American fleet came in and went down again when they left.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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