chrisg
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 05:50 PM |
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Caption competition
Funniest wins!
 
Taste free zone - newark 2004
A few pointers:-
It's a Renault 5
It's a FWD 1100cc
Those aren't fish kettles stuck on the back - the exhaust gases actually come out of there!
He drove away before I could smack him.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Viper
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:03 PM |
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I can't.........
it.................
well............
er................
bollox i is speechless
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pbura
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:07 PM |
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Hmmmmm...
"Got Cheese?"
P.S. Fully aware that this might not work cross-culturally, but WTF
Pete
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:07 PM |
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C 14 GTT Read C IM A GITT needs a few screws thou
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macspeedy
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:46 PM |
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not your average 5 "they last as long as the throttle travel!!"
[Edited on 22/6/04 by macspeedy]
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Peteff
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:53 PM |
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Funniest wins!
Don't knock it, it's his lifetimes work. He may yet grow up to be a useful member of the community.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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macspeedy
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 06:58 PM |
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or!!
 
Rescued attachment MVC-092F.jpg
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macspeedy
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 07:14 PM |
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why why why
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Zoophoria
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 07:27 PM |
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Ah, gives me a few ideas about what to do with my audi a4. not...
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 07:34 PM |
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"no its not a post box, now bog off"
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Hellfire
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 08:18 PM |
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"Insert double pronged key and turn clockwise. Gives a full 8 days timekeeping"
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andyps
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 10:24 PM |
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Not what i would want to do with a car, but it was done well.
Strange about the exhausts though, when you looked close there was a single (fairly narrow) pipe connecting the two mega outletsthrough very strangely
angled holes which I am sure would have severely restricted the flow.
I liked the cut-out lettering in the bonnet.
Andy
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less
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thekafer
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| posted on 22/6/04 at 10:46 PM |
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European bling??maybe??no?, O.K...sorry....
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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carcentric
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 04:51 AM |
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The reason
quote:
Originally posted by macspeedy
why why why
The same reason Clinton says he did Monica: because he could.
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mackie
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 09:21 AM |
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I've seen far worse actually. Scale down the spoiler and bin the silly tailpipes and it'd be a reasonable looking car.
I still don't get why people spend so much money on crap cars though.
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garage19
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 09:41 AM |
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"Where's the nearest Mc Donalds? I need to put in a few laps"
Ever noticed in those sort of magazines (lax power) how the tech spec always has the engine last eg.
..... 23" wheels, roll cage and bucket seats, 12 playstations
and a K&N filter
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Noodle
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 09:44 AM |
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"That car is completely sh!t"
I think that about sums it up. You can quote me on that too.
Cheers,
Neil.
Your sort make me sick
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barrie sharp
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 10:34 AM |
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its a 1100 Renault
its still only worth £200 with a ful mot and a tank of fuel
the cars looking good" a blind man would be pleased to see it"
''stop press'' the blind mans seen it said "it felt ok"
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 10:37 AM |
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waynes attempt to commit suicide by noxious fumes via an internal exhaust system were scuppered by his base tubes air pumping capacity
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James
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 02:50 PM |
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I suspect that car would go down well with this lot:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html
James
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Noodle
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| posted on 23/6/04 at 05:31 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I suspect that car would go down well with this lot:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html
James
That site is inspired. I teach the kids that aspire to all this.
Hmmm, I can feel a Year 8 internet research lesson coming on!
Cheers,
Neil.
Your sort make me sick
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