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Author: Subject: 'Better Cars' on ITV..........
D Beddows

posted on 4/9/03 at 08:18 PM Reply With Quote
'Better Cars' on ITV..........

I thought motoring related programmes couldn't get any worse - ooooh boy was I wrong - it would appear now that it is the devine right of a 17 year old to have a crappy Max Power shed before he or she will submit themself to a driving test, sod their poor mother who gets to give up her perfectly respectable car to be butchered............

mumble mumble youth of today mumble mumble Austin Allegro when I was 17 mumble glad to HAVE a car mumble at least it wasn't a bodykitted shopping trolly mumble mumble mumble



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RoadkillUK

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:09 AM Reply With Quote
Oh, I can't wait

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Noodle

posted on 5/9/03 at 09:17 AM Reply With Quote
I went to a friends wedding recently. As she's a producer for the BBC, there were lots of telly people there.

I was talking to one lady (because she was fit) who told me they were always on the look out for new ideas for shows. I tried to warm her to idea of "Pissed Racing". Get some chaps together, get them mashed, put them in some lawnmower powered go-karts and see who wins. Microphones in the helmets. "geddoudda the waaay yer wanka!"

She didn't seem interested! (Although my friend was trying to convince me to be on a reality-TV show called "The Real Good-Life" or something. Which is fine, but I dont' have enough land to grow food for me, never mind a wife and 3 kids!)

If anyone's got any good ideas for progs, let's hear them. She's coming round for a meal soon and I'll pass them on!

Neil.

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timf

posted on 5/9/03 at 09:31 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Noodle

If anyone's got any good ideas for progs, let's hear them. She's coming round for a meal soon and I'll pass them on!

Neil.


bring back female beach vollyball but make it topless.

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David Jenkins

posted on 5/9/03 at 09:43 AM Reply With Quote
The risk of the contestants getting black eyes is far too high...



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timf

posted on 5/9/03 at 10:33 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
The risk of the contestants getting black eyes is far too high...



David


ill take the risk

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Mark H

posted on 5/9/03 at 11:03 AM Reply With Quote
quote:

I was talking to one lady (because she was fit)



Good lad!!





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Alan B

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:10 PM Reply With Quote
Hey...sounds like another thread I should be involved in......mmmmmm.....

Sod cars...

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Mark H

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:18 PM Reply With Quote
Yes, I think we should ban talking about cars on "Anything Else". Or change the The 3 wheeler section to 3 holer

?





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Alan B

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:24 PM Reply With Quote

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Noodle

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:42 PM Reply With Quote
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Sod cars...

That's an American sport right?

Can't imagine what the guardians of public morals think of that!

Neil

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Alan B

posted on 5/9/03 at 02:09 PM Reply With Quote
Can't be arsed to respond to that...
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chrisg

posted on 5/9/03 at 05:33 PM Reply With Quote
Christ on a bike!!

I think were through with the barrel scraping now and through the bottom.

No sign of anything caled"Better TV Programmes" then?

Cheers

Chris

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 5/9/03 at 06:20 PM Reply With Quote
yep.

i did

how does that affect things?



atb

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eddie

posted on 5/9/03 at 09:29 PM Reply With Quote
Heres an idea for a tv programme:

'Naked women doing sports and stuff'

just a thought...





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steve m

posted on 6/9/03 at 02:44 AM Reply With Quote
one of my favorites was

Topless darts on ice, and topless darts in space,
I never understood the rules or the language (foriegnstuff)
but the bouncy bits were good

I do like the idea of naked women doing sports and stuff tho

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Mark H

posted on 6/9/03 at 04:18 PM Reply With Quote
So, to sum up:

Anything with tits in, basically.

Thats womens wobblies, not anything hosted by Des O Conner.





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Northy

posted on 6/9/03 at 07:27 PM Reply With Quote
Men and Motors. Need I say anything more?





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David Jenkins

posted on 6/9/03 at 09:10 PM Reply With Quote
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned that classic Men and Motors show, Pulling Power.

An intellectual challenge, it ain't...

DJ






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JoelP

posted on 6/9/03 at 11:23 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Northy
Men and Motors. Need I say anything more?


I'll second that, a fine channel! Blinding from start to finish

'Cept it probably should be called women and motors, since thats all they show...

[Edited on 6/9/03 by JoelP]

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DaveFJ

posted on 7/9/03 at 10:45 AM Reply With Quote
Now there HAS to be a TV programme in this.......

Click Here

[Edited on 7/9/03 by protofj]

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Viper

posted on 7/9/03 at 11:23 AM Reply With Quote
excelent...






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pbura

posted on 7/9/03 at 01:40 PM Reply With Quote
Hunting Women

If they're game...why not?

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eddie

posted on 10/9/03 at 06:34 PM Reply With Quote
i find the problem with hunting women is once you catch one, theyre a bugger to get rid of





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Ben_Copeland

posted on 11/9/03 at 08:01 AM Reply With Quote
Yeah, tell me about it
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