timf
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 04:06 PM |
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If premiership teams were women.........
Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
potential to really bleep you over
Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really
Birmingham City - Maria Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancastrian.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with
that fairy
Everton - Barbara Windsor
We've been laughing at the tits so long we forget that once upon
a time they actually looked quite good
Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with
fame
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her
Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty Lee
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - somehow the
whole just not really working at the moment
Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice new home though
Man United - Jordan
Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really
Middlesbrough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak
of
Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what
she's going to do next
Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've
got a bit of a soft spot.
Tottenham hotspur - Hannah from S Club
Always in the shadow of better looking neighbours
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Any female from the Dingle family in
Emmerdale
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Spyderman
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 04:24 PM |
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Do I take it this is a North South divide thing? 
Spyderman
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timf
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 04:27 PM |
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not at all
i got it and thought i'd share it
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DaveFJ
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 04:43 PM |
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Surely you missed Ipswich Town....
Could i perhaps suggest - Darius Danesh. ? 
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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bob
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 05:22 PM |
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I like the leeds united one,since i just read she takes it up the
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paulbeyer
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 09:56 PM |
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Takes it up what Bob? The Arsenal?
7 out of 10 people suffer with hemorrhoids. Does that mean the other 3 enjoy them?
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chrisg
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 11:07 PM |
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You missed out Sheffield Wednesday
No...wait
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 11:16 PM |
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Goin' down goin' down goin' dowwwwwn
etc
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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chrisg
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| posted on 5/11/03 at 11:57 PM |
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I'm not having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Cheers
Christopher
Up the Owls!
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
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