onenastyviper
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New rules for selling Kit Cars - Joke
The Sprouts at Brussels have decided that kit car manufacturers have to follow guidelines on kit car packaging.
Examples as follows:
"Images are for illustration purposes only, individual results may vary."
"Some assembly required."
"May contain nuts."
Feel free to add your own 
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Davegtst
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| posted on 25/8/11 at 11:49 AM |
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I've got one.
...... is committed to providing poor quality products and couldn't give a monkeys about your comments or feedback.
In the likely event of a complaint please cal 0800 F*&K O££ and we shall have someone deal with it in the rudest possible way.
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Irony
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| posted on 25/8/11 at 11:55 AM |
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'Holes may or may not line up'
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iank
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| posted on 26/8/11 at 04:07 PM |
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Product will be dispatched within 24 months, if you are lucky and we are still trading.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Macbeast
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| posted on 26/8/11 at 05:37 PM |
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BEST BEFORE END..... September
I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 27/8/11 at 07:12 AM |
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Made in United Western States of China 
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ReMan
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| posted on 27/8/11 at 07:24 AM |
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kEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
www.plusnine.co.uk
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Vindi_andy
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| posted on 1/9/11 at 03:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
kEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
That includes the big ones
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eddbaz
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| posted on 1/9/11 at 05:27 PM |
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No assembly instructions included.
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eddbaz
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| posted on 1/9/11 at 05:28 PM |
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Some parts may be missing.
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 1/9/11 at 05:38 PM |
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"Box contents may differ from illustration"
[Edited on 1/9/11 by MikeRJ]
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gottabedone
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| posted on 1/9/11 at 05:43 PM |
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.................."may contain nuts"
Steve
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