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im not into girls
you need to ask!
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stephen_gusterson

posted on 8/10/04 at 11:07 PM Reply With Quote
what would you rather have

what would you rather have Rescued attachment streetcar_big.jpg
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macspeedy

posted on 8/10/04 at 11:21 PM Reply With Quote
kylie because she has the money to get a better car
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Tblue

posted on 8/10/04 at 11:25 PM Reply With Quote
Depends if the wife's watching. Kylie has been with me through my formative years, but not physically (for her anyway). What more could you want, brains (?), breasts, arse and she's been a mechanic!
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Petemate

posted on 8/10/04 at 11:44 PM Reply With Quote
I've voted for Kylie. I am not ashamed to admit I'm 68, but the wife has one of the new SportKa SE wiv levva & a/con, so Kylie it's gotta be.....
Pete(Dirtyoldgit)

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mookaloid

posted on 9/10/04 at 04:34 AM Reply With Quote
Kylie does it for me
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theconrodkid

posted on 9/10/04 at 06:45 AM Reply With Quote
but can she cook?





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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mark_UK

posted on 9/10/04 at 06:48 AM Reply With Quote
Never mind her cooking-can she weld ?
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Cita

posted on 9/10/04 at 07:00 AM Reply With Quote
What a sneaky smile!
With proper maintenance that Ford will still fit like a glove 30 years from now-Kyle on the other hand will become a little bit loose if you know what i mean.

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zilspeed

posted on 9/10/04 at 08:23 AM Reply With Quote
Kylie or the car ? hmmmmmmmm.

What about Kylie and the car ?

What about Kylie - ON THE CAR

Right Now

Oops - there's the wife, sshhhhh...






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blueshift

posted on 9/10/04 at 10:29 AM Reply With Quote
kylie. Already got a car I prefer to a streetka.
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Peteff

posted on 9/10/04 at 10:35 AM Reply With Quote
Get rid of the rubbish.

There's far too much other stuff in that picture. Rescued attachment kylie9.jpg
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yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 9/10/04 at 10:43 AM Reply With Quote
yes pete

a google turns up more kylie pics, but i didnt want to drag the tone down

I liked this one Rescued attachment Kylie 2003 Calendar November.jpg
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richardR1

posted on 9/10/04 at 03:06 PM Reply With Quote
Oooh - next summer, Indy all finished, 12k rpm, nice dose of opposite lock and Kylie snuggled in the passenger seat. Oh well 3 out of 4 won't be bad
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chrisg

posted on 9/10/04 at 04:59 PM Reply With Quote
That's got to be the worst advertising ever!!!!!!

To put a woman infront of that ...erm..........thing!!

What you need on the bonnet of that is Dale Winton.

Fine for you to buy if you're female but NO, I repeat, NO straight man has looked at that...erm, strugling for a word here, not "car", that's for certain.

monstrosity!

Quite simply, in world heaving with quite gay cars, that is the gayest by far.

Even picking up a brouche is akin to holding a "coming out" party with special guests Michael Barrymore and George Michael.

Of course if you are gay, then Ford have made a car that saves you having to explain to strangers.....

Cheers

Chris





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bob

posted on 9/10/04 at 07:29 PM Reply With Quote
I'd rather have her sister,havnt we been here before ?

I'm sure this this is a thread from the dead






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David Jenkins

posted on 9/10/04 at 07:30 PM Reply With Quote
The trouble with Kylie is that all these pictures are life-size!

David






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dave1888

posted on 10/10/04 at 02:26 PM Reply With Quote
Shes ok but no jugs. I still didn't kick her out the bed for farting though






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jollygreengiant

posted on 10/10/04 at 07:35 PM Reply With Quote
427 Shelby COBRA.
Nuf said





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thekafer

posted on 10/10/04 at 07:44 PM Reply With Quote
What a gay car!! Is that a Ford emblem on the hood (bonnet)???? Maybe Kylie is a good choice for the advertisment...Maybe Kylie is a lesbian and they are going after the lesbian market....No, scratch that not even a lesbian would be caught in THAT car....





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stephen_gusterson

posted on 10/10/04 at 10:09 PM Reply With Quote
thekafter

thats a version of a car thats been around in europe for 6 or more years. Typically its bought by 20-30 year old girlies


The std car is quite fun to drive. Its fords lowest cost car Rescued attachment ka.jpg
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