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Peteff

posted on 15/1/06 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
On the subject of phrases.

I recently found a site for phrases like Monkey bath, when the water is so hot it makes you go ooh ooh, aah aah! when you get in and Aussie kiss, like a french kiss but down under. There was Airplane blonde, one who still has a black box and another which I can't remember describing a woman who looks good from the rear but has a face like a dropped pie, anybody know what it was?





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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locogeoff

posted on 16/1/06 at 02:16 AM Reply With Quote
Oh No

Not the Ed Zachary joke again

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carnut

posted on 16/1/06 at 10:42 AM Reply With Quote
You mean a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

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omega 24 v6

posted on 16/1/06 at 12:25 PM Reply With Quote
Face like the ouside of a plumbers toolbag
or face like a robbers dog
or face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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locogeoff

posted on 16/1/06 at 01:27 PM Reply With Quote
face like a bulldog licking wee off of a nettle
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soggy

posted on 16/1/06 at 05:56 PM Reply With Quote
a face like a bag of adders?





if at first u dont succeed use a bigger hammer!

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soggy

posted on 16/1/06 at 05:58 PM Reply With Quote
a face like she fell out the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down?





if at first u dont succeed use a bigger hammer!

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Tim 45

posted on 16/1/06 at 06:14 PM Reply With Quote
fighting a losing battle with the ugly stick?
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Benzine

posted on 16/1/06 at 07:45 PM Reply With Quote
She has a face like a smashed crab





The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make it moral.


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pajsh

posted on 16/1/06 at 08:13 PM Reply With Quote
Face like a burst wellie.





I used to be apathetic but now I just don't care.

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scotty g

posted on 16/1/06 at 08:16 PM Reply With Quote
etc etc etc!!!!!!!!!!!
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Snuggs

posted on 16/1/06 at 10:11 PM Reply With Quote
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp





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robinbastd

posted on 16/1/06 at 10:16 PM Reply With Quote
Double bagger.





Only a dead fish swims with the tide.

http://smuttygifts.com/

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