jamesbond007ltk
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 posted on 30/6/06 at 11:38 AM |
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Why are cars nearly always thought of as female?
My theory is that its because they take loads of looking after and no matter how many good things you do they always need more. That and the fact that
they are fun to ride/drive!
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iank
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 11:46 AM |
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Expensive to run, break down occasionally, sometimes moody and temperamental but great fun when everything is going well.
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lightspear27
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 11:49 AM |
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sometime leak ...
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mad4x4
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 11:51 AM |
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quote:
sometime leak ...
WHOA - TOO FAR
[Edited on 30/606/06 by mad4x4]
Scot's do it better in Kilts.
MK INDY's Don't Self Centre Regardless of MK Setting !
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jamesbond007ltk
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 11:57 AM |
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Made me chuckle! brightened up my day in the office!
quote:
Originally posted by mad4x4
quote:
sometime leak ...
WHOA - TOO FAR
[Edited on 30/606/06 by mad4x4] [/quote
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andylancaster3000
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 12:35 PM |
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...because if it's got t*ts or wheels it's going to give you problems.
[Edited on 30/6/06 by andylancaster3000]
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lightspear27
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 01:01 PM |
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;-)
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donut
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 01:16 PM |
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quote:
sometime leak ...
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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givemethebighammer
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 01:44 PM |
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Because if you push them too far they'll bite you.
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ChrisJLW
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 01:52 PM |
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And you can call them names you'd never call your Mrs (but would like to).
I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway.
But more, much more than this,
I did it side-ah-ways.
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tks
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 03:13 PM |
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mhh
You have to fill them to make them happy
or you have to grease them to take the noise down..
sorry its hot in spain ... 
[Edited on 30/6/06 by tks]
The above comments are always meant to be from the above persons perspective.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 03:23 PM |
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I usually find 'a good service' works wonders.... it has been known for me to keep checking the oil, but keeping the nipples well oiled
has never been a problem... always keep an eye on the general pressures as ignoring it will often result in blowing a gasket and you don't want
that.
Parking properly is always a bonus, parking in the back passage is never likely to earn you garage points...
Of course... I was told this. So it may not be true?
Steve
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tks
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 03:29 PM |
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hahhahahaa
its great steve..
garage points?
or service points?
jejee
The above comments are always meant to be from the above persons perspective.
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Danozeman
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 07:55 PM |
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parking in the back passage is never likely to earn you garage points...
Dan
Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!
http://www.eastangliankitcars.co.uk
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robertst
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| posted on 30/6/06 at 11:21 PM |
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contrast: you dont always have to obey them! rather than real swimbos, all a car needs is a kick or a punch and they sometimes work again
Tom
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