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02GF74

posted on 7/12/06 at 11:52 AM Reply With Quote
Dangerous pigeons

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graememk

posted on 7/12/06 at 12:05 PM Reply With Quote
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Posted by: Mr Dallinger on 9:57pm Wed 29 Nov 06
I think the correct solution would be to hack the wings off as many pigeons as possible before joining them together to create one large wing. This could be wafted at the pigeons by any member of the townsfolk when numbers got too high. Children could also shelter under it at times of heavy rain or possibly loud thunder.






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Big Stu

posted on 7/12/06 at 12:24 PM Reply With Quote
I don't normally make it to the end of such postings but it is well worth 5 min read. Especially when at work.
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ChrisJLW

posted on 7/12/06 at 01:38 PM Reply With Quote
Absolutely PMSL! Quality comedy.





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posted on 7/12/06 at 02:05 PM Reply With Quote
ok, how many of you lot added their comments to this????







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MikeRJ

posted on 7/12/06 at 02:13 PM Reply With Quote
I am literaly crying with laughter here! Excellent stuff
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posted on 7/12/06 at 04:16 PM Reply With Quote
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Absolute comic genius in that discussion!





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posted on 7/12/06 at 04:29 PM Reply With Quote
"Posted by: Eric Lempelala on 11:53am Tue 5 Dec 06

Dear Mr McNally,

Please could you send some of your trained marksmen over to Australia to carry out a "humane cull" of English cricketers? It would be best for everyone, I think.

Maybe we could put a few pigeons in England jumpers and caps instead of the rabble who are over there representing our great nation, including the Right Royal Borough (tm).

They would look nice on the outfield with their iridescent plumage, and could provide a more attacking alternative to Ashley Giles."



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posted on 7/12/06 at 11:46 PM Reply With Quote
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