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foobar_666uk

posted on 14/3/07 at 03:51 PM Reply With Quote
Knock Knock...

Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!

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DarrenW

posted on 14/3/07 at 04:16 PM Reply With Quote
Knock knock

who there

Scooby

Scooby who

No! its not Scooby who. its Scooby Doo

(My 4 year olds current favourite joke!!)






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JoelP

posted on 14/3/07 at 08:42 PM Reply With Quote
knock knock

who's there

lemme

lemme who

lemme in before i kick the door in....

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wacomuk

posted on 14/3/07 at 10:07 PM Reply With Quote
knock knock

whos there?

nut heep

nut heep who?

urrrrrr nutty poo



[Edited on 14/3/07 by wacomuk]





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welderman

posted on 15/3/07 at 08:01 AM Reply With Quote
why did the bannana go to the Doctors

because he wasnt pealing very well

(my three year old daughters joke)





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steve m

posted on 26/3/07 at 09:32 PM Reply With Quote
"why did the bannana go to the Doctors
because he wasnt pealing very well "

And my 6yr old grandson favorite

along with

Im on a whiskey diet!

last week I lost 3 days!
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shame is Reece doesnt know what whiskey can do, yet he still wets himself saying it, and !! Nanny told him that it should be a Fosters diet, yet he doesnt think thats funny, coz Grandad drinks fosters

I pissed myself laughing

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iank

posted on 27/3/07 at 12:32 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by steve m
"why did the bannana go to the Doctors
because he wasnt pealing very well "

And my 6yr old grandson favorite

along with

Im on a whiskey diet!

last week I lost 3 days!
------------------------------------

shame is Reece doesnt know what whiskey can do, yet he still wets himself saying it, and !! Nanny told him that it should be a Fosters diet, yet he doesnt think thats funny, coz Grandad drinks fosters

I pissed myself laughing


Fine old Tommy Cooper gag that one





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Darth Blader

posted on 30/3/07 at 09:41 AM Reply With Quote
My Nephew's favourite:

What's brown and funny?


Clown Poo!





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