oadamo
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:11 PM |
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first time sex
First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!' where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist
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robertst
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:16 PM |
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brilliant!
Tom
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:17 PM |
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flak monkey
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:22 PM |
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Classic
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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novacaine
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Is it me or is there something rather disturbing with that many smilies in one block? lol
Brilliant joke btw..
Matt
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but its sinking, Racing around to come up behind you again, the sun is the same in a relative way but
your older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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cadebytiger
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:40 PM |
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hahahaha
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Toady1
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 04:42 PM |
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ha ha! that was brilliant!
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stevec
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 05:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by novacaine
quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Is it me or is there something rather disturbing with that many smilies in one block? lol
Brilliant joke btw..
Matt
Is it me or is there something disturbing about your avatar.
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Marlon
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 06:05 PM |
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Classic
Band Anyone?
Linky to SWMBO 's band
Linky to Brother in laws band
MKoc 1081
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IainB
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 06:50 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by stevec
quote:
Originally posted by novacaine
quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Is it me or is there something rather disturbing with that many smilies in one block? lol
Brilliant joke btw..
Matt
Is it me or is there something disturbing about your avatar.
Only Bill Bailey fans would understand.... 
"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still"
http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e365/IainB1986/
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novacaine
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 06:58 PM |
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quote:
Only Bill Bailey fans would understand....
"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still"
oh the magic of bill bailey, cant wait until november, got tickets for his new tour....i could sit here forever spouting random bill bailey quotes....
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but its sinking, Racing around to come up behind you again, the sun is the same in a relative way but
your older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death
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flak monkey
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 07:09 PM |
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"Put a drop of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it"
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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stevec
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 07:40 PM |
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Your all Barking,
Good joke though but,
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Danozeman
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 08:45 PM |
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Nice one!!!
Dan
Built the purple peril!! Let the modifications begin!!
http://www.eastangliankitcars.co.uk
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viatron
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| posted on 29/4/07 at 09:42 PM |
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in a similar vien, my absolute favourite. NOT WORK SAFE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxcvak7L6U
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