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Peteff

posted on 29/8/03 at 07:52 AM Reply With Quote
Not your fault Hippy.

I accept all blame for this debacle, but we have reached a scientific conclusion so it's not all been wasted.

apologies, Pete.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Metal Hippy

posted on 29/8/03 at 07:58 AM Reply With Quote
In that case have a song dedicated to all the ugly people in the world.

http://www.coopsta.net/content/downloads/flash/fatkid.swf

Definitely NOT safe for work or kids....





Cock off or cock on. You choose.

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Mark H

posted on 1/9/03 at 09:21 PM Reply With Quote
Ah, its nice to see the family get together once in a while at chez Hippy...





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Metal Hippy

posted on 2/9/03 at 07:52 AM Reply With Quote
Git





Cock off or cock on. You choose.

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Surrey Dave

posted on 2/9/03 at 08:14 PM Reply With Quote
Experiment

Excriment!

Alright Cock!!

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Rorty

posted on 3/9/03 at 05:12 AM Reply With Quote
An Aussie one;
VAG (pronounced "vadge" ) (it's local lingo for a woman's nasty).





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Noodle

posted on 3/9/03 at 07:27 AM Reply With Quote
VAG is used here in the UK too. I went to see the Uk tour of Bottom (Rick Mayall/Ade Edmonson) a few years back. It was titled "Her Maj's Vag"
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Mark H

posted on 3/9/03 at 11:35 AM Reply With Quote
I always thought it was "Fadge" in this country?

Perhaps its regional!

I personally like "wizards sleeve". How did we get on to this subject?







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chrisg

posted on 3/9/03 at 07:28 PM Reply With Quote
oh you mean a"Clowns pocket" or a "wellie Top"

Cheers

Chris





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MK9R

posted on 4/9/03 at 06:39 AM Reply With Quote
or John Waynes saddle bags?





Cheers Austen

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bob

posted on 4/9/03 at 08:03 AM Reply With Quote
Paperhangers bucket






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DaveFJ

posted on 4/9/03 at 12:09 PM Reply With Quote
Ive always liked 'Clunge' or 'The corner Pocket'
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Alan B

posted on 4/9/03 at 01:51 PM Reply With Quote
Beef curtains
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stephen_gusterson

posted on 4/9/03 at 02:04 PM Reply With Quote
Thing is.

I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.

"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!








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stephen_gusterson

posted on 4/9/03 at 02:05 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alan B
Beef curtains


yeah

how sick is

'beef jerky!'

atb

steve






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timf

posted on 4/9/03 at 02:12 PM Reply With Quote
or

i see you had two rashers of bacon for breakfast again

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locoboy

posted on 4/9/03 at 03:19 PM Reply With Quote
a reference to a bear trappers hat doesnt go down too well either!





ATB
Locoboy

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Alan B

posted on 4/9/03 at 03:46 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
Thing is.

I cant imagine whispering any of these into a ladies ear as she reaches the critical moment, to highten her experience.

"You have a fantastic pair of beef curtains" just aint gonna make her squeak!




Works for me.....

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Rorty

posted on 5/9/03 at 05:04 AM Reply With Quote
Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?





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Mark H

posted on 5/9/03 at 11:11 AM Reply With Quote
LOL!!

An interesting collection of names! I think wellie top is my favourite...

Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!

[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]





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timf

posted on 5/9/03 at 11:36 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mark H
Re Alan's wife - Either shes stone deaf, or he pays her!! And definitely doesn't go online here!

[Edited on 5/9/03 by Mark H]


i'd go for deaf as the photo in alan's archive shows her hovering without it plugged in .also it's good enough to warrant the piccy again cheers alan


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Mark H

posted on 5/9/03 at 11:59 AM Reply With Quote
Sh~t - I almost got the sack!!







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Alan B

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:02 PM Reply With Quote
Yep, keep posting it whenever you feel like it..
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Alan B

posted on 5/9/03 at 12:04 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
Jeez Alan, you're very brave! I take it your missus doesn't frequent this forum?


Who said I meant her?
Oh I see...still risky either way..

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