carnut
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 10:48 AM |
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Brick up their front door.
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phelpsa
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 10:57 AM |
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Old old school had an in one end out the other driveway, and one day there was an accident just outside, so they diverted all the traffic through.
That gave a few guys who were 3 years ahead of me an idea, so one night right at the end of their last term they went out with a load of cones stolen
from the sports shed and diverted all the traffic through the school When the groundsman found out ( @ 5am!!) he wasn't too
pleased.
Anyway, your neighbour probably doesn't have a driveway of that sort, but i just thought i would mention it.
Adam
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marktigere1
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 11:09 AM |
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Pair of breeding mice through the letterbox when they are on holiday
Feed regularly, job done!!
Cheers
Mark
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bigbriglasgow
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 06:42 PM |
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If there is anyone out there who is looking for the weedkiller that you dissolve in water and when it hits the ground will stay there for up to a year
give me a shout as i bein a gardener can supply to order!
Cheers
Brian
coz its a bit of an animal
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Chris_R
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 07:35 PM |
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Cheers guys, you're all mad and it's great, but I'm just gonna shoot them whilst they're asleep (only joking). Love the junk
mail idea, think that's first on the list. I will however give them one more chance not to be a***holes before I persecute them. Prolly crap on
their bonnets after that.
A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.
http://www.chris.renney.dsl.pipex.com/
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phelpsa
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 07:37 PM |
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Put a birds nest on their car!! The birds poo is so acidic the paint fades!! We found this out when a bird decided to make its nest on our house
and kept excreting on our car!!
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bob
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 09:26 PM |
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Get your free local weekly paper and send him some of those hookers that advertise in the back pages.
I do though like the mice through the letterbox trick,and probably cheaper than a gallon of petrolwhich also works well.
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clbarclay
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 09:32 PM |
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maggots in thier house is also a possibility. Or any other suitable fishing bate. Roaches are hard to come by.
If thier 'online' and you know thier e-mail address then you could send loads of hardcore porn to it.
[Edited on 24/3/05 by clbarclay]
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phelpsa
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 09:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by clbarclay
If thier 'online' and you know thier e-mail address then you could send loads of hardcore porn to it.
[Edited on 24/3/05 by clbarclay]
I think thats a step too far myself.
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clbarclay
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 09:41 PM |
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Probably a step to far for me aswell, but the revenge is not for me.
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pbura
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 10:15 PM |
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Chris W's slow-gathering mail bomb is a good one Any time you see a 'request more information' card.
I suggest nursing homes, incontinence supplies, burial plots, home improvements, etc., etc., etc.!
Pete
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bob
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| posted on 24/3/05 at 11:13 PM |
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An invite to an ann summers party at steve gustersons
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mackie
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 12:06 AM |
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Brasso in the oil filler of their car
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JoelP
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 12:11 AM |
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god i hope i never wee you lot off...
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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marcyboy
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 08:06 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by bob
An invite to an ann summers party at steve gustersons
i can't imagine mr gusterson having an ann summers party !!
but a tupperware party instead....
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madforfishing
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 09:07 AM |
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If it's vehicular sabotage you're after:
Remove Oil filter, remove guts of oil filter, top up with oil that was removed mixed with coarse valve lapping paste, re-fit filter. Wipe off finger
prints. Let that engine grind itself to pieces.
or.
Take a large sponge, soak it in brake fluid, write: PAEDOPHILE across every panel of their car with the sponge.
Let nature take it's course. Everyone in the neighbourhood will be on your side and you won't be the one up in court for giving them a
kicking.
I am lauging in my current location: My neighbours water supply runs through my land. He had an overflow leaking down around the edge of my
property, he refused to sort the problem out because he is a clueless b******, so I sorted it and turned off his water.
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the JoKeR
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 12:54 PM |
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We've got one neighboring family which has pretty much alienated themselves through their actions from the rest of the surrounding families.
Although it's not come to calling the police on them (yet?), a few neighbors and I get a lot of fun out of being very friendly with each other,
waiving as people come and go, etc, but not giving this group the time of day. No talking to them, no waives, nothing. The family next to them had a
large outdoor party last summer, with a large tent, bar, catered food, etc. There was only one family not invited, and they had a great view of the
party from their house. We're hoping they take the hint and move, but they're not really that bright....
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Jeff
http://www.midwestwelding.com
http://www.locostusa.com/forums/
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bigbriglasgow
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 06:16 PM |
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Well All,
I was just thinking that it coming to the start of the month when i and i suppose many others will be taxing their cars! you could invite all us
locosters down for a BBQ on perhaps a Sat afternoon! i am sure that the qty of noisey "road legal" locosts parked up and then leaving
might just do the trick? Te he he
Cheers
Brian
coz its a bit of an animal
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the JoKeR
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 11:13 PM |
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These aren't your neighbors are they? If they are, better be nice, sounds like they don't work and play well with others! It
doesn't say what they've done, but they don't look very friendly.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4379929.stm
A family of five have been banned from harassing anyone in England and Wales and also banned from their home borough of Wirral.
A court was told the Bridge family's neighbours in Grosvenor Road, New Brighton, had "lived in fear" of them.
District Judge Nick Sanders issued the anti-social behaviour order on Thursday at Birkenhead Magistrates Court.
It affects John Bridge, 40, his wife Karen, 37, and their sons John Jnr, 20, Alan, 18, and Luke, 16.
The family were alleged to have been involved in threatening and violent behaviour, verbal abuse, intimidation and criminal behaviour, including
dangerous driving and organised vehicle crime.
John Jnr and Alan are currently serving prison sentences and, along with their parents, are banned until September 2012, while Luke has been banned
from returning to Wirral until March 2009.
Wirral Council said it believed the family had left the borough, but did not know where they were now living.
Merseyside Police considered the family such a problem they created a special unit to target them named Operation Nashville.
Ch Supt Alan Jones said outside court that the family's behaviour had been "intolerable".
'Intolerable behaviour'
He said: "By standing up against the intimidation and intolerable behaviour of this family, members of the community have helped us reclaim
their neighbourhood.
"I would strongly encourage anyone who is suffering from anti-social behaviour to do the same."
Caroline Laing, Wirral Anti-Social Behaviour Team manager, said: "It has been incredibly difficult to deal with.
"The reputation of the family is very strong and residents were incredibly frightened of reprisals."
Wirral Council said it believed it was the biggest ever Asbo application against a single family.
In October 2004, it applied for an interim Asbo without telling the family or informing them of the hearing, saying it was necessary because it feared
the family's neighbours would otherwise be at risk.
On Tuesday, the orders were issued against the family and a temporary order banning them from being identified was lifted on Thursday.
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Jeff
http://www.midwestwelding.com
http://www.locostusa.com/forums/
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JoelP
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| posted on 25/3/05 at 11:51 PM |
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id chuck them in here:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/viewthread.php?tid=7273
still a good idea after all this time.
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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Simon
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| posted on 26/3/05 at 01:50 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisW
Lots of very good suggestions there, but nothing offends more than crapping through the letterbox.
Chris
Chap I used to know got so fed up of some woman's dog crapping on his front lawn, that he follwed her home and stuck it through her
letterbox.
Police paid him a visit and he explained to them that he was "just returning lost property"
ATB
Simon
PS I agree, bite your lip and be nice etc etc
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